Porn has become a fixture of our culture, often acting like a fucked up carnival mirror that reflects our secret and unexpected sexual desires and fetishes. Now that online porn is pretty much everywhere, we can crunch the numbers and truly take a peek behind the curtain and gaze into the abyss at the unflinching truth.
A lot of people have misconceptions about porn itself, from the performers in it to cultural taboos and even how much porn is actually consumed on a global worldwide basis. Well, I did some digging of my own and here are some of the most hilarious, shocking and true porn facts and statistics that you probably didn’t know.
I’ve even laid out my facts in meme form because apparently, that’s how the world likes to digest their information. Check out my list of crazy real porn facts!
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Seriously, were you expecting anything else?
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So much for their control group!
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Followed by the number #2 most searched porn term…gay black!
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Let me put that into perspective for you: that’s 7,615 porn searches EVERY SECOND.
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Well, at least you know you’re not alone by a wide fucking margin.
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Hahahahahaha! Oh the irony is KILLING me.
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So let me get this straight, in North Korea you’re not allowed to drink alcohol, watch non-propaganda T.V, practice religion, listen to Western music, communicate with the outside world, travel abroad…and watch porn? Jaysus.
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That’s right. In the amount of time it took you to shit, shower and shave this morning, another vixen just got spit-roasted.
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Scientists believe the reasoning is men like to concentrate on a woman’s expression to see how aroused she is!
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Since female pandas are only fertile THREE DAYS out of the year, veterinarians had a very short window to get their pandas in the mood. Luckily, this zany idea worked.
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Okay, so you probably knew this one. ‘Murica. The land of tits and honey.
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Beloved action star, Jackie Chan (no stunt cock for this guy) told a newspaper why he did Asian porno back in the 70s, here’s what he had to say:
“I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don’t think it’s a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies. The porn movie at that time was more conservative than the current films,” Chan said.
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Cyber security experts said in 2012 that porn sites are actually safer than shopping, music, business and particularly personal blogs which were rife with shitty malware!
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Oh yeah, and VR porn!
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Dammit, it’s hard to sneak in a quick jerk when Thanksgiving festivities are abound.
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You may be wondering where the cumshot goes in zero gravity. Answer: every-fucking-where.
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Well, well, at least they pay!
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Fuck these assholes.
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Did you enjoy my list of funny and true and shocking porn facts? Got any more facts that I missed? Sound off in the comments section!
Rex out!
