As far as exotic women go, Asian women have enjoyed their velvety seat at the top of Fuck Mountain and rightly so. But that was back in the 90’s. Now, it’s all about mixed Asian hotties! The Eurasian porn stars listed below have won the genetic lottery and the best part is, Porn.com has ’em all!
1.) Tia Tanaka
This screaming-hot mixed Asian porn star is a beautiful smattering of Vietnamese and French heritage. In a half-remembered interview that I can’t believe I actually spent the time to read, Tia Tanaka’s childhood was outlined thusly: born in Indonesia to a half-French, half-Vietnamese mother and her douchey Vietnamese dad whom Tia has never even met. She grew up in New York, then moved out to California and did her first dirty skin flick at the age of 18.
Fun fact: Tia Tanaka says she has a phobia of dating Asian guys. Why?
“See, my biological father, whom I never met was a major whore. Fathered kids everywhere. I’d be in fear all the time of sleeping with a half brother or something. I don’t know. It’s a phobia.”
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On one hand, her sex addicted pops fucked around a lot, but stack that number against the Asian male population of I dunno, PLANET EARTH – I’d say her chances of accidentally doing the bone dance with a blood relative is like me trying to shoot a bullet in mid-air with another bullet.
While Tia doesn’t realize it, it was precisely due to her father’s hyper horndog behavior that probably gave her, you know, Life and Existence and all That. Wherever you are, be it in some sweaty Thailand bangalow or rotting away from syphilis a la “The Libertine” my hat is off to you, good horny sir, for producing one of the hottest mixed Asian babes ever.
*Sadly, Tia Tanaka has been out of the game for years, but you can always check out her scenes here for free.
2.) Tera Patrick
By far, Tera Patrick was one of the most famous, prominent porn stars of the late 90’s and early 2000’s. I know ’cause I was there. My old college roommate was the first to purchase her interactive DVD and I remember us laughing our collective balls off at the “shoot your load now” button, whereupon clicked, would cut to a dude built like a brick shit house emptying the contents of his cock on her snapper. Fuck your hat and get outta the frame you juiced-up, badly-suggested male avatar!
Hottie Recipe: English dad + Thai mom = Eurasian Aphrodite of Sex!
3.) Roxy Jezel
No, this cutie isn’t half Pokemon. Gorgeous halfie, Roxy Jezel gets her unique looks from her Thai dad and English mom. ROWR!
4.) Nautica Thorn
O.K, the math gets a little tricky here. According to infallible fount of knowledge, Wikipedia, Nautica Thorn is half Japanese, a quarter Hawaiian and a quarter Puerto Rican. She started stripping, then progressed her way into solo and finally into boy/girl scenes. Nautica is also a vegetarian (must not…make…joke).
5.) Katsuni/Katsumi
Born in Lyon, France to a Vietnamese dad and French mother, Katsuni broke into the industry at age 23 and took the biz by storm! I’m an accent guy. I like sexy-sounding foreign accents from all over the world and Katsuni is rocking THE sexiest French accent to ever touch my ears. It’s thick. Impenetrable. I don’t know what she’s saying. She could read me back the entire medical volume of sexually transmitted diseases and make words like “pus-filled lesions” and “putrid discharge” sound boner-inducing.
Let’s shatter this myth right now. Half Asian/half whatever girls are NOT the result of pussy-starved G.I’s in Vietnam getting village trim on tour. Hotness is everywhere. Billions of people are getting shuffled around like cards, mixing and matching and fucking. Porn just sniffed out the trend and shined a spotlight on it!
Runner Ups:
Kimmy Khan
Arial Rose
Dana Vespoli
Jassie
Deja Chan
Jayna Oso
Asia Carrera
Skylar Knight
Ava Devine
