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5 Things Porn Can Do to Move Forward

There is no better example that embodies the phrase “beating a dead horse” like the porn industry. We’ve been doing this “in and out” business the exact same way for the last couple decades and to the insider, it’s grown tiresome. And you, as a seasoned viewer, I already imagine you know the drill quite well: cue blowjob, hardcore position #1, back to blowjob, hardcore position #2, #3, #4, #5 and popshot. This is literally the crusty blueprint from whence most porn scenes come.

But by the same token, porn’s repetitive nature is also its main attraction. I realize most guys scouring porn aren’t looking for a transcendental experience when it’s happy naked time. Bros just want instant gratification. We just want to pull the trigger on our fleshy boomsticks and go back to our daily lives without issue.

After all, porn is just a name for modern erotica – a phenomenon first dating back to the time when the first monkey dude figured out how to smash berries and draw rudimentary monkey chick tits in his prehistoric whack-off cave.

To say the very least, we’ve evolved much since then.

And that, my faptastic friends, is the entire goddamned message of this post. We’ve evolved and we can evolve again – no, fuck that, we need to evolve again. Because the way I see it, we’re standing on a boring plateau of porn that is bland and soulless as far as the eye can see. Porn has become mechanical, derivative and synthetic and as a result of its laissez-faire attitude, it has been quarantined outside of mainstream civilization like a leper colony, irregardless of the ironic fact that every red-blooded male on the planet has watched porn.

Know that porn is made by men for men. And young men are extremely impressionable. Despite us thinking we’re the stronger half of the human race, most of us are weak-willed sheople who idolize action heroes, sports luminaries and other alpha daddy figures. So, everyone from the producer to the user has a social responsibility to steer this titanic industry from the maelstrom of spirit-crushing, extreme-for-extreme’s sake, mindless rage porn and back into the safe harbors of true erotica. Here’s five ways how the porn industry can revolutionize itself again while gaining much-needed mainstream favor.


1.) Get Rid of the “Interracial” Niche

It’s 2013, not 1913, but quasi-racism still parades openly in this so-called “ever-progressive” industry that is porn. Case in point: premier adult performer, Alexis Texas was quoted as saying that she does not fuck black dudes on film because it’s a bad stigma in the biz and will lower her “asking price” for future scenes.

Apart from sending a horrible message that black performers are somehow “second-class” to their white counterparts, this practice broadcasts the notion to the younger generation that there is something inherently taboo about fucking somebody of a different ethnicity.

But the saddest thing about interracial porn is that it almost always involves a hung black man screwing a white woman, as if the idea of bagging a white chick is some kind of lofty prize that black guys desperately wish for. And black guys in these scenes are almost always portrayed as sort of these rapper’s delight thugs who crave nothing more than their flimsy caricatures will allow. Again, with impressionable young males in mind, if you say something is taboo, people will think it is and treat it that way when in actuality, there’s nothing wrong or edgy about it at all.

Once you break down racial barriers, then everyone will fuck everyone without any kind of stupid reservation and as a result, more ethnicities will be brought into the fold because everyone will feel sexually equal to one another, instead of this pedestal shit.

Trashy Blond Whitney Fears Wants Older Dick In Her Used Pussy. This video is offered free from porn.com


2.) Make Porn for Women

So feminist porn is on the rise, which is just about the biggest oxymoron I’ve ever heard of, and the porn industry will do well to embrace this blossoming trend. Females aren’t sexless, fragile creatures – no, they’ve got horny needs and desires too, so naturally catering to the other fifty percent of the population would not only be progressive but lucrative as well.

But what the hell is porn for women supposed to look like?

I know women who watch guy-centric porn and do not get turned off by gagging or rough sex and I know plenty of women who are totally the opposite. And there are plenty of guys who loathe watching extreme dicks-in-every-orifice scenes and there are guys who love a good pig roast. So what do the people want? Answer: anything and everything.

But that’s not what they’re getting. Imagine going to the corner store for a soda pop and finding out you’ve only got two choices, so you buy one that you don’t really want and drink it anyway because that’s all that is available.

Analogy time. Instead of painting with one dreary color all the time, porn can offer more to the world by adding the whole spectrum to its palette.

Hot Lesbians In A Good Mood. This video is offered free from porn.com


3.) Come Clean (no pun intended)

Since the dawn of tube sites, porn will do just about anything to get a paid subscriber. There are a litany of ways to seduce someone into a membership, but imagine if porn came clean with its ways, scrubbed its image, and created female-friendly porn among other progressive changes. Slowly, but surely, the mainstream would be more accommodating in letting its red-headed stepchild sit at the table instead of hiding it under the stairs.

When a brand makes itself transparent, it builds and promotes trust. And with trust comes a greater sense of public appeal. Thanks to certain media clowns and the overall fucked-up state of the world, nobody trusts anybody anymore. Right now, people have the misconception that porn sites are riddled with malware, which isn’t true at all, at least not the big ones like ours.

By clearing the air and coming out of the shadows, major porn sites can conceivably for the first time ever host relevant links and ads by a whole slew of different advertisers that aren’t hocking big dick pills. Yeah, that’ll be the day.


4.) The Chasm Between MILF and Teen

So the typical life of a porn star starts like this: a cute 18-year-old teen gets into the business and makes a buttload of cash for a few years until she ages and is no longer marketed as a teen. Porn, having no real transition period between “teen” and “milf” will automatically start grooming her as an up and coming MILF. This is just silly. The results are college-aged women trying to awkwardly masquerade as bonafide housewives when they’re clearly not and the fantasy fizzles instead of sizzles.

Hot Cheating Step-mom Helly Mae. This video is offered free from porn.com


5.) Listen to the Fans

I once did an AMA on Reddit and received an avalanche of comments like “I don’t want to fucking hear the male actor groaning!” or “Quit making porn with close-ups of the guy’s swinging nuts! We hate that shit!”

Duly noted.

See, porn producers have been churning out content for so long, I think there’s a strong possibility that they’ve drifted away from what they think people really want to see.

Times are tough right now and porn needs to delicately make more inroads into the mainstream to thrive. They need to listen to the fans. They need to chuck out outdated practices. By revamping porn’s working standards to match contemporary times, porn can not only move forward and make more money, but be a more respectable beacon and champion for human sexuality across the board. – end of Jerry Maguire rant. Thanks for reading, all seven of you!

 

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