In the wild west of pornography (China) where you can’t legally watch porn but can have massive warehouse orgies, where obscure sex toys are created, and where titty grabbing marathons are born – let’s just say we here at porn.com hope this next story didn’t end in a beheading! China’s latest sexy slip-up includes a large LED display broadcasting titties to hundreds of unsuspecting train commuters in Jilin City. The person responsible? Yuan Mou, a computer technician. Here’s an image taken at the scene of this literal crime:
Chinese sex is always so hard to identfy! Perhaps a crazy chinese sex toy rocket or something? (on the left)
It seems Yuan Mou had his laptop connected to the Jumbotron during repairs. As his mind turned to satiable chinese virgin pussy, in all his randiness he stupidly forgot to disconnect a cable, thereby informing the entire republic of China that his cock is currently being pulled (unlike that fateful cable). LOL fuckin moron. For those of you interested, the movie that was playing is entitled “The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks“. Speaking of which, we have our own explicit version of that film for your viewing pleasure:
Sexiest Lesbians Ever Eating Sushi And Licking Pussies. This video is offered free from porn.com
Having said this, it’s entirely possible this porn-loving patsy will fall victim to China’s harsh laws against pornography. Which is unfortunate, because hey – the ratio of women to men isn’t that great in China, he just wanted a little wank! And now he may get some serious penalties; the Huffington Post goes into further details on that. After all is said and done, we must lighten the mood with more accidental porn! (Getcha mind outta the gutter, suckaz… lol jk) Enjoy.
I’ll take a PENETRATION DOG plz!
Do not climb up!
Porn may be banned in China, but their architecture makes up for it!
Go ahead, give it a blow!
Mind outta the gutter pplz ?
Solid fingering form bro!
Ahhh China, you silly bastards
Goku getting his rocks off!
Nooooooo Pikachuuuuuuuuu D:
