Today, massively popular Japanese porn queen, Asa Akira delivered a personal message to presidential candidates, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. It’s a cheeky invitation for the loser of tomorrow’s epic election to cushion their woes by co-hosting the 2013 AVN Awards with Ms. Akira. Check it out! And then go spill some knuckle children!
And if that doesn’t get you amped for the election, here’s a clip of King Awesome himself, Will Ferrell in a hilarious infomercial, with him strongly declaring he will do anything to get you to get off your dorito-covered ass and VOTE! He’ll prove his convictions by eating toenails to punching himself in the face.