On March 1st of 2015 a Hong Kong resident named Ng Lai-ying was accused of assaulting an police officer with her boobs. No, we’re not writing erotica right now this is something that actually happened but like always with these stories we pick up… it gets better.
The 36 year old was at a protest where she claims instead of an officer grabbing her bag strap that he grabbed her boobs where she then screamed, “indecent assault!” There is no evidence on whether or not this is a translation.
The situation was taken to a Hong Kong court where a judge ruled this as being untrue. According to the magistrate Ng Lai-ying actually used her breast as a weapon to bump into the police officer. The statement below was issued,
“You used your female identity to trump up the allegation that the officer had molested you. This is a malicious act.”
So, it seems that we’re looking at a real life Tank Girl. At least that’s what I imagine it as when I think of assault by boobs.
Now we are just waiting to see if the officer suffered any injuries from this deadly boob job. We’re all about boobs. If you think this story is great then check out these great boob videos. It’s nice to see what the newest weapon out there is. Do you prefer them big, small, enhanced or Au natural? The weapon selection is huge. This was an odd story and it made me think, what would happen if some of the busty hotties featured on porn.com were in the same situation?
“Hit the deck! She’s armed with high-caliber knockers!”
“Sir, we’ve just gone to DEFCON 2, preparing titty counter-offensive!”
Compared to Ng Lai-ying, many of these ladies would be carrying around weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) in the eyes of the Hong Kong court. The last thing we need are big boobed porn stars getting locked away for international war crimes or not sticking to the Geneva Convention! Give tits a chance!
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