One would think that a couple of hippies producing delicious ice cream wouldn’t have it in ’em to throw on a suit and tie and start serving up subpoena’s. Like, stick to the ice cream, man. It seems Ben and Jerry can’t cool their shit after catching wind of a clever, pun filled hardcore porn series created by Caballero Video based off some popular ice cream flavours.
Porno parodies are a personal
hatred favourite of mine, and I think Caballero hit the nail on the head with this series. It’s just too bad it resulted in those hippies pulling their dreadlocks out in anger. Some clever titles included:
- Chocolate Fudge Babes
- Peanut Butter D-Cup
- Banana Clit
- Late Night Snatch
- Coconut 7-Lay-Her Bar
Now let’s not forget, Ben and fucking Jerry’s likes to use other people’s creativity to come up with some of their most renowned flavour titles. “Shweddy Balls”? SNL skit to thank for that one. “Yes Pecan”? Barack Obama. “If I Had 1 000 000 Flavours”? Barenaked fucking Ladies. C’mon B&J, let the porno industry cream off your flavours a little bit. Don’t get your panties in such a bunch. Don’t forget to check out the exclusive series FOOD BANGERS on your favourite adult site, porn.com!
A LITTLE FREE PORNO PROMOTION FOR BEN & JERRY IN THIS LAST VIDEO 😉