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Carter Cruise advises men how to get into porn

I get asked this question an exorbitant amount of times, so you win, here’s a blog about it.

1. Have a relatively large dick. When I say large, I mean 8 inches and above. There are some guys who are not huge, but they are still freaks of nature in some other type of way, because being a male porn star is really fucking hard. Don’t tweet me a picture and ask if your dick is big, I don’t give a fuck. Get yourself hard doing whatever you need to do, then take a fucking measuring stick and measure it. I know, using logic is hard, but it’s great, trust me.

2. Not be a dick. If you’re one of those guys who is like “I could totally be a porn star! I rock girls worlds.” You definitely shouldn’t be a porn star because you probably actually suck, and even if you’re decent you’re probably really annoying and no girls will want to work with you, including myself. The guys job in porn is to show off the girl, not your male ego. If you’re more concerned with a) getting your dick wet, or b) proving something to yourself or someone else, GTFO. If the girl doesn’t like you, guess who is getting canceled? You. Be chill, and be cool.

3. Be ready to listen to a lot of annoying girls and learn about a lot of shit guys typically don’t want to know. I wish I could say every porn girl out there is as dope as me, but they’re just not. Once you’ve proven yourself, you’ll get to work with top level performers who a) know how to take care of their bodies and b) are professional, but in the beginning you’re typically going to be working with new girls who come and go by the day, and aren’t necessarily professional or clean. On top of that, you might not find them attractive or they could totally turn you off by telling you about how her boyfriend fucked her and came in her pussy that morning. You know that one porno you saw where the girl wasn’t groomed, looked like shit, and had a really fucking annoying voice? That’s the girl you’re fucking. For at least 2 years. Which brings me to…

4. Be prepared to spend a lot of time proving yourself. There’s pros and cons to being a woman/man in the industry. Women can rise to stardom overnight and get paid a lot more (initially), but have much shorter careers. As a male, you’ll have to spend a lot of time proving you don’t suck and not getting paid a lot. The payoff is that once you’re at the top as a guy, you can perform for fucking forever basically, and make lots of money. Some guys get lucky and skip a lot of the bullshit, but they’re the creme de la creme of male porn stars – good looking, tall, huge dick, a great performer, has a reliable dick, and is a cool dude girls enjoy working with.

5. Be able to use your dick. One male talent suggests this test: sit in a room full of dudes, get your dick hard instantly, masturbate, have one of the guys tell you to cum, and if you can do it within 30 seconds of him telling you so, then maybe you can do porn.

6. Be in shape, and have good endurance. You’re going to have to hold really hard positions, for extended periods of time, and it’s not going to be easy. Again, this isn’t about what feels good to you, but what LOOKS good.

7. If you meet all those requirements, try googling “adult talent agencies,” which is EXACTLY what I did. A lot of guys get in with girls, but if you don’t have that connect, you’re gonna have to either find a company or an agency. No, I’m not going to do it for you. Do your research. If you’re incapable of doing that, then I don’t know what to tell you.

8. Never ask me how to get into porn again. K thanks.

Source: Carter Cruise

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