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Conan Exiles Video Game is Funny AF!

By Crom! There’s a Conan the Barbarian video game out! Conan Exiles is an open world survival video game that you can play via early access. In the game, you can’t choose to be the musclebound titular hero himself so you’ll have to spend way too much time building your custom character.

This is where the hilarity comes in. Unlike other game character creators, you get to select how big your cock will be. Conan developers spent a great deal of time nailing down the robust cock and balls physics. Here, take a look!

Instantly go from micropeen to Mandingo with just a quick click on the slide bar! Hang on though, you have to see this dangling dick in action.

Fucking jokes!! Never mind the fact that it looks like his cock and balls are spilling out of his asshole every time he squats, now you can access the full power of the teabag! Oh sweet Jesus. Now can you see why the Conan Exiles video game is going viral but for all the wrong reasons?

Here’s some Conan video game porn to ease your eyeballs. 

 

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