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CRTC Wants Canadian Porn!

Porn is porn, right? There are countless genres to choose from, thousands of niches, millions of fetishes… But something you may not consider is WHERE porn is shot! Up until condom requirements took effect, these fantastic fuck films have been pumping out of Porn Valley nonstop. This is all fine and dandy, unless you’re a Canadian network trying to make a name for your channel…

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…because it seems not enough porn is being shot in Canada! There’s this law in Canada that politely states all broadcasters must kindly include a certain percentage of content produced and shot exclusively in the Great White North! And we’re talking normal TV broadcasts here, nothing out of the ordinary – which is fair, because Canada is chalk-full of talent, right? Welp, hopefully they’re chalk-full of sluts and whores, too, because unless Toronto-based “Channel Zero” gets its act together, it may have a dismal future in the adult industry!

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Channel Zero owns several specialty stations, namely:

  • AOV Adult Movie Channel
  • AOV XXX Action Clips
  • AOV Maleflixxx

These stations MUST comply with a 35% Canadian content rule, otherwise the contracts might be terminated! It seems there’s also a closed-captioning law which requires 90% of pornographic content to be closed captioned. The CRTC is holding a hearing on April 28th to decide the OUT”CUM” of this PRE”DICK”IMENT! If worse comes to worse, there’s always that ROB FORD PORNO that hit the interwebs to save Canada’s porn crisis! Hahaha joking ?

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