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Does Booble Suck? Unfortunatly, The answer is Yes

 

NL- So there! People tell me I am too nice to people I like. Well I happen to like Booble Bob very much. But just as with the article I wrote a while back ( <click here> about Booble not living up to what they offered to sites who posted their link), I have to call people out when they are fucking up, and the folks at Booble make that list. The below story by Ryan tells me that since my original story from 11.25.09 nothing has really changed.

(okay it’s supposed to be 11.25.08, u r funny tho RLFF)

 

BOOBLE SUCKS- NO IT REALLY DOES

Author: Ryan Rayzer from LukeFord.com

A press release came out today that informs us all that Booble redesigned their website. To be exact the press release said “The Internet’s top adult search engine and porn directory, has officially launched a fresh new look for their website.”

Only thing is, there are two problems with that statement ….
1) The website looks pretty much the same as before. It’s a little bit of text with a lot of ads. So what exactly is so new that it requires an entire press release to tell us about it?
2) And last but not least, the new website, like the one before forgot to upload any content. In their press release they claim this website is a “adult search engine” yet when you actually enter the names of famous porn stars you don’t actually come up with any real relevant results.
Booble claims they are the best adult porn search engine and sex search directory online, only how can it be a search engine when you can’t actually SEARCH for any actual porn stars? I’m so confused on this website and even more confusing to me is why sites like XBIZ and AVN continue to post any press releases these guys submit?

Booble describes themself in their press release as a search engine. They claim this shit, not me. What they say exactly is, “Since its humble beginning as a parody of a popular search engine, Booble has since grown into a powerful porn search site“. So you know what I did? I used their site to search for some of my favorite porn stars.

I did a search for Chasey Lain and found not one link to any Chasey Lain content.

I did a search for Hanna Hilton. I found 6 links come up including 1 for the Paris Hilton video “1 Night in Paris”, yet no links to anything actually relevant to Hanna Hilton.

What you will find at Booble.com is a bunch of paid ads, that may or may not be relevant to what you are searching for.

I did a search for Casey Parker.
Sorry, no results were returned for your search; you could have misspelled your search term, or you are on to a new porn craze that we have yet to catalogue.

Okay so let’s search for Sunny Leone. Surely they couldn’t claim her to be some new porn craze, right? WRONG.
Sorry, no results were returned for your search; you could have misspelled your search term, or you are on to a new porn craze that we have yet to catalogue.

Now seriously, how the fuck can you claim to be an adult search engine and not have one single link to anything relating to Sunny Leone?
In the end all I really have to report is this has to be the worst search engine to ever exist.

 

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