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Don’t Cry! Emo Porn is Here!

Every young generation will play dress-up at some point. Case in point, the 1960’s had beatniks and mods, while the 70’s saw the birth of flower power-packin’ hippies. We’re skipping the 80’s and 90’s because those two decades, fashion-wise, were complete dogshit. Fuck you, belt bags and women’s shoulder pads. And straighten that feathered hair. WTF, do you use balloons for bed pillows?? Pfft.

So 2012 brings us emo girls. They’re not rallying for peace or class equality, or even the always fun drug legalization. The Emu are sad, middle-to-upper class white girls who hate their dads and love shitty poetry. Likes include crying in dark corridors, Emily the Strange, and self-cutting to, you know, dull the pain of being a privileged first-world citizen…

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Emo Joke Time! (hey, it’s tradition)

Joke #1

“I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself!”

One more joke? Okay!

Question: How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One to fix it, and a thousand of them to write poems about how the shattered pieces reflect their broken lives. =D

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