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Eerie Similarities

Jim Jones writes: G’day, mates! Anybody out there (besides my friend Wayne Chery) pick up on the crazy similarities between myself and Virginia Tech shooter Cho Seung-hu?

1. We’ve both posed for pictures brandishing a weapon.

2. We both are socially retarded.

3. We like to smugly rail against hedonism and see ourselves as morally superior to our peers.

4. We’re both attention-craving morons with persecution complexes.

The list goes on, but I have porners to disparage and I need to take a wank break and relive my childhood wallaby rape.

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