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So how many of you enjoy a nice 4 course meal every now and then? Huh, no one? Oh yeah I forgot, this is porn and we take what we can get. (i.e. mac n cheese straight out the pot)

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I’m a pretty big hip hop fan (how about Eminem’s monster tour, killer huh?) and recently rapper/sous chef and known foodie Action Bronson paid a visit to the “best restaurant in the world” – Noma, located in Copenhagen, Denmark. He documented his experience on Instagram as a train of TWENTY-FOUR FUCKING COURSES made it’s way into Action’s loveable belly. Now that may sound insane, but several items actually looked to be about 3 bites worth (or perhaps 1 to Mr. Wonderful himself). The average price of a meal there is $240.

The issue here is, when it comes to high-class eateries, sometimes “gourmet” has a different meaning to them. I’m confident ANTS wouldn’t be on anyone’s personal favorite menu of delectable foods, but NOMA thinks outside the box. See for yourself, here’s just a couple of my favorite feared courses from this “exquisite” meal:

Course 1: Fresh Berries In Fresh Herbs

Course 1: Fresh berries in fresh herbs

Course 2: Langoustine (ALIVE!)

Course 2: Langoustine (ALIVE! what the FUCK???)

Course 4: Summer peas with chamomile (wtf is that?)

Course 4: Summer peas with chamomile (wtf is that?)

 THIS IS WHERE SHIT STARTS TO GET NASTY!

Course 6: Tar tar of Danish beef with celery and black ants

Course 6: Tar tar of Danish beef with celery and black ants

Course 10: Roasted baby cucumber with ants and scallop fudge

Course 10: Roasted baby cucumber with ants and scallop fudge

Course 13: Danish squid with black currant sauce

Course 13: Danish squid with black currant sauce

 

A PORN APPROPRIATE DESERT:

Desert Course 3: Chocolate covered fermented mushroom (AKA CHOCOLATE DICK MUSHROOM!)

Desert Course 3: Chocolate covered fermented mushroom (AKA CHOCOLATE DICK MUSHROOM!)

So sorry for turning your stomachs upside-down everyone. This oughta make you feel better:


Blond Bitch Eats a Jizz-Lovers Pizza!. This video is offered free from porn.com

 

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