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Every porno has somebody’s daughter in it

Ivor Biggun writes on XPT: “Jeff, Tony, anyone… I know it means giving $16 to the other side, but it has to be worth it to have a porn chick wearing one of these in a movie whilst getting sodomized… Buy here. More info here. They even come with Shelley Lubben’s personal seal of approval!”

“It just shows their total lack of comprehension of the porn mindset, that they didn’t realize we’d absolutely LOVE these t-shirts.”

Ceara Lynch posts: “What that shirt really needs is the JM slogan on the back. “Relax, it’s not yours”.”

MoronBoy posts: “Every Porno Has Somebody’s daughter in it… …but chances are the parents have already disowned her and would even deny she is a member of the family. So, go ahead and jerk yourself stupid. ‘Cause, well, you know, by doing so you are probably giving her more attention and appreciation than her lousy parents ever did. So, yeah, blame the parents. It’s probably all their fault anyways. So with one fist, furiously beat your weasel, while the other fist furiously shakes in the air at the anger and disappointment you have for the parents who didn’t take good enough care in those vital growing up years that have turned this girl into what she has become.”

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