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Goggles In Porn

Yup. it’s true..

I’m definitely not too happy about this, but let’s just go over it anyway.

Google glass, I’ve heard of. Google glass porn, I’ve heard of. But Goggles to protect the performers from “climactic finishes” are absolutely asinine.

For the life of me, I cannot remember the last time a chick squirted fireworks, or sparks. The vagina is not a pyrotechnic platform for the band KISS. What the fuck is next? Hazmat suits like in Breaking Bad? Are they cooking up meth now? Or maybe a welding mask perhaps, since last time I checked a welding apprenticeship was absolutely necessary to film porn.

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In a recent report, California lawmakers revealed they want to make porn stars wear goggles.

The bill is currently waiting approval in the senate, and if passed would require that porn stars wear “personal protective equipment” to “prevent contact of an employee’s eye; skin, mucous, membranes, or genitals” from bodily fluids, according to the New York Daily News.

How shit is that? This will fall in line with fetish porn. Borderline fetish porn.

Guy: “Hey do you like to fuck?”

Woman: “yup sure do!”

Guy: “well we should put these rubber gloves on, then this ridiculous helmet, and fuckin’ goggles. Shit let’s put on some full body latex suits too, and get this passion fuck on with it, because you know… I really love you.”

Woman: “sounds like a plan!”

Guy & Woman (at the same time) : “Awesome.”

 

This is just another way to try and kill the business. Instead of trying to find a way for porn stars to not pass something they may or may not have, it would make more sense to try and prevent the spreading of diseases within the rest of the public. Oh wait, I think we already do that.

Not sure what the problem is.

 

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