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Have you heard about lego porn yet?

They say that; if something exists, there is porn of it.

Welcome to the new world where people are so into smut that almost anything can be turned into a porn flick without even batting an eyelid. In a world where you can be prosecuted for Photoshopping someone’s head into a filthy porn flick, the internet has provided a clean, safe and legal opportunity for people to focus on such lustful intentions. Even kid’s toys have not been spared.

In fact, the LEGO plastic toys for kids have now been successfully turned into homemade porn by some pretty twisted individuals. If you have not heard about it, stick around.

All over the world, the multicolored bricks which are so popular with kids are being turned into porn flicks providing some kinky porn moves. Some of the leading porn sites including Pornhub and xHamster have already stacked some crazy homemade LEGO flicks that will make you change your perception of the kid’s toys. And the porn actually covers lots of fetishes including sadomasochism and bestiality which would otherwise be illegal in most countries.

Among the flicks I have seen involves a ‘pizza delivery guy’ and another LEGO ‘hottie’ who is unable to pay for the pizza and offers herself instead. The delivery guy dutifully obliges and proceeds to fuck her in all positions. The action climaxes when the delivery guy cums, ‘ejaculating’ a large quantity of cloudy glop.

And that’s just but one of the scenes. Others depict steamy orgies, group sex, and sadomasochism among other fetishes. Some scenes even depict retro porn from the 1970s with others featuring masturbation scenes and horse sex which is actually illegal.

LEGO is actually aware that people are turning their toys into kinky fuck fests but have no problem with it since people are free to do whatever they please with the toys.

Every day we see fans building and creating all sorts of projects with LEGO® products. And sometimes, they create something that we ourselves would never do, after all, we are a toy brand for children,” said to LEGO spokeswoman Emma Owen. “But that is what LEGO play is all about: That everyone can build anything they can imagine.”

Agalmatophilia

The term may be a handful for some, but it simply refers to the sexual attraction to a statue, doll, or other figurative objects. That’s what the sexualization of LEGO toys is all about.

A lot of people are actually consuming LEGO porn than they are making it. There is even a subreddit dedicated explicitly to Lego porn. It has hundreds of members which probably mean that someone close and dear to you gets off Lego-themed fetishism. A lot of the LEGO porn is actually fan art based on a character from the 2014 Lego Movie named Wyldstyle. The character is voiced by Elizabeth Banks. She is sassy, wears a leather suit with a full front zipper, and plays the forbidden love of the movies main protagonist. It is not hard to see why anyone would get off to such a character that looks like she could bite off your dick and leave you feeling good about it.

YouTuber Kimberly Regan’s “Lego Porn” was uploaded in 2007 and features a 1970’s play of the ‘delivery guy.’ It has since garnered over a million views demonstrating the fact that the LEGO porn fetish is real.

But how can someone consider toy porn as a fetish? According to Carolanne Marcantonio, senior sex therapist and co-founder of Wiser Sex Therapy in NYC, “Flavors of sexuality are vast and expansive,” she says. “Some might be positioning the Lego [bricks] in those positions simply because it’s fun and exciting; others might do it because it does arouse them. It might not necessarily be about the Lego [bricks], it could be more about someone exploring humiliation and degradation.”

Sexualization of toys might actually be borne out of a desire by enthusiasts to act out what they cannot in real life.  While not everyone is ready to take the plunge into the murky waters of actualizing toys into porn, there is apparently a group of people who get their arousal from toys. That’s precisely why the loveable dumpy yellow plastic toys have been turned adult, with some incredible scenarios featuring sadistic violence and arsonic murder. It may not be arising to a lot of people, but it is also not a sickening fetish.

Finally

Everything is perfect when it comes to LEGO, including sex. LEGO has become more than a toy and has rightfully taken its place in pop culture history as well as the current sex revolution. With imagination and creativity, these bright toys may as well have cemented their place into the porn folklore. Whether you are willing to indulge is an entirely different matter.

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