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Hilarious Porn Foley

“The most important thing about porn foley is… It’s not about making it sound REAL! It’s about… making it sound… how you WANT IT to sound!”Random Youtube foley guy

Idiot who made this meme apparently can’t spell…

 

My latest internet findings brought attention to an often overlooked part of the modern day porno – the sound! I believe everyone is different when it comes to audio in a porn movie (I personally want to rip my hair out sometimes while editing it). But, at the same time, hearing that piercing wail out of a sexy sluts mouth as dat pu$$y gets p0und3d is sometimes all it takes to push me over the edge during those lonely nights in my parents basement.

 

For t3h LULZ!

 

On with the findings however! There’s this group called “Thing X” (represented by the Adult Swim network) that consists of a couple dudes named Mitch Magee and Dyna Moe, and they created a 3-episode web pseudo-documentary series that dives into the fascinating world of “porn foley”. Foley is basically the creation of professional sound effects for any television or major motion picture project. So, with the topic being porn, you can guess how hilarious and (“mildly informative”) these guys can be right? Without further ado, I bring you PORN FOLEY:

 

 

Finally, a friend brought to my attention a pornstar by the name of Nick Manning AKA Nasty Nick!!! This is more of an aside to the whole foley thing, but this dude has some HILARIOUS taglines he uses while fucking chicks. His phrases have even been used on the Howard Stern show, mainly his love for “DROPPING LOADS!”. <— That link contains his many soundbytes in all their glory. Fucking gold. Here’s a youtube video of his phrases for you lazy folk. CUM RECEPTACLE BITCHES!!!

This is typical

This is ALSO typical!

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