How do I get laid?

Perhaps the first thing you should know is; nowadays women are open to having casual sex, no strings attached. In the days gone by, you would not get anywhere near a woman’s knickers if you were not married. That has changed (luckily) alongside other fundamental things in the society. Women are now open to trying out different guys before settling down. In other words, there is hope for you if all you are looking forward to is slipping between her the sheets with her.

As for the tricks involved, just let The Porn Dude take you through;

Social intelligence

Do you want to make scoring a pussy even easier? Start by knowing people. That’s right; understanding people in general, not just people you want to fuck will help your sex life skyrocket. Just try it. The greatest seducers in history were not the best regarding looks. Some of them were actually pretty ugly but social.

To get laid, you need to understand how people send signals and when. A master seducer will know where to look. Rather than waste your time with every pretty woman you see, look for people who are looking for you. There is no need to waste your energy when it could be put to better use elsewhere. Don’t beat your head against the wall. As a matter of fact, avoid the goddamn walls completely. That’s the first step of a master seducer.

Look for DTF girls

DTF stands for Down To Fuck for the slow learners. Best setting to find such girls? In a fucking bar.  Now, if a girl is not down to fuck, you are wasting your time dude. No matter how good your seduction game is, there are women who are just not interested in having sex with you. The reasons? She could be in a serious relationship, sober, or too drunk (even if being drunk is a good sign). Hell, she could even be on her periods.

Now that you know not every woman is DTF, what are the signs to look out for?

First, they are dressed to impress. And they will do this to fight off competition from other girls. If a woman is sloppily dressed, don’t even bother. You have zero chances of fucking her. The idea is to get laid as fast as possible, remember?

A woman looking to be screwed will be looking around to attract the interest of potential fuck mates. People naturally look at things that interest them. If she is constantly staring at her phone, that should tell you her priorities. Stay the fuck away and save time and energy.

She will touch your back. If she appreciates your touch, very well. If she touches you back? That’s excellent news. You are likely to score some pussy later.

Isolate her

Now that you have identified your target, it’s time to isolate her. Unless you are in a swingers club, you are not going to fuck in a room full of people, are you? Isolating is the best chance of a hookup. Even if you won’t score thrilling sex, it’s the best way to get to know her, which is where it all starts anyway (remember the first point?).

If a girl is not willing to move to say, a quiet corner of the bar, how do you expect to get her to leave the venue with you? If she is not willing to move with you, drop her like a rotten egg. A girl may look DTF, but getting her to walk the talk is a bit tricky. If you can’t get her to walk, then it’s an effort in futility. Remember not to waste time if things are not looking up. You are looking for sex, not to play the gentleman.

Push towards sex

If you managed to isolate her, congratulations. Now, this is the part where things get a bit muddled up. Let’s say the two of you are at the back of a bar. You managed to isolate her, but now you want to isolate her so you can have sex.

After initially isolating her from her cockblocking friends, start relentlessly pushing the interaction towards sex. It’s called sexual escalation. This will set the tone for interaction. You will inevitably encounter some resistance, but keep pushing. You may use the two steps forward one step backward mentality. Grab her ass, try playfully kissing her. You know the drill. From the time you manage to isolate her to the moment, she parts her legs, keep at it. Unless she gets up to leave or threatens to call the fucking cops.

Last minute resistance is to be expected in random hookups, but she knows sex is on the agenda. It’s only a matter of when. If it takes days, don’t waste your time.

Time to bang

If she is in your bed, it means she is already attracted to you. She may bang, or she may not. If you are persistent enough, trust me, she will.

And this is the point where you take it from me. Follow the above steps and girls will keep cumming back for more. Pun intended.


Most of the bangs follow the above formula. While it is not entirely revolutionary, few people will lay it out and break it down like The Porn Dude. Next time you meet a stranger, and you have a clear objective in mind, you know what to do. While at it, visit our dating section for the best dating sites.

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