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How do you make a pocket pussy?

Men’s sex toys are gaining reputation more so for their quality and pure enjoyment. Sex toys offer men a great opportunity for sexual release, but one thing that prevents men from enhancing their sexual lives is the embarrassment of purchasing them. However, if the risk of purchasing is not something you want to take, how about you try a homemade pocket pussy instead?

That’s right. And for the slow learners, a pocket pussy is an artificial vagina that you can use for your fap sessions. It will save you the agony of jerking off your turkey with your worn out palms. Men who suffer from premature ejaculation can also use artificial pussies to help them last longer. And you can make it using household items and will generally cost next to nothing. It’s not a bad option to have at all, is it? I mean, it’s a sad, cold world out there.

There is all variety of male sex toys in sex toy shops now, but some of them are so expensive that many men cannot afford them. The average one costs several hundred bucks, not pocket change by all stretch of the imagination. And that is before you factor in the cost of other accessories, lubricants, sometimes even batteries. No wonder folks are opting for their own shit, which is understandable by all means. Blue balls can be a real son of a bitch.

Men without partners will find a pocket pussy a useful sex toy. It can also be used by couples together to provide a variety while it’s also a good option when penetrative sex is not an option.

You will need lubrication

One thing that’s absolutely necessary when using a pocket pussy is lubrication. Trust me; you don’t want to visit an emergency room with an injured cock. A torn foreskin, for instance, can bleed profusely and panic you to the extreme. Here are steps you can follow to make your own pocket pussy conveniently and without spending a dime.

Towel pussy

If you are a beginner and you don’t have the time or resources, this will suit you.

What you will need:

  • A small or medium-sized towel
  • A latex glove or condom
  • A rubber band

How to do it:

  1. Fold/roll your towel into a long, narrow canal and leave some part of it unfolded for the next steps.
  2. Put your latex glove or condom on the towel. Make sure the condom/glove’s cuffs (the opening) are hanging out at the edge a little bit.
  3. Fold the rest of the unfolded towel over the latex.
  4. Stretch the latex until the cuff is over the towel.
  5. Fold the exposed part of the glove and roll it over the folded towel.
  6. Secure with a rubber band to prevent it unfurling (or more if you want to make it more durable).

If you are still struggling to visualize a towel pussy, this video should help.

How good is a towel pussy?

Well, that depends. The thicker the towel used, the tighter the sex toy will be. Light towels tend to be lighter and therefore looser. Either way, you will need to try it out a few times before you get the hang of it aka creating a canal to fit your cock. As an extra tip, use the standard toothpaste tube as a mold when rolling. Remember to remove it once you’ve achieved the canal structure.

Make no mistake; a towel masturbator is still nowhere near the real deal. The sensations are obviously not the same given the differences in texture, but it is still better than a self-given hand job. While you won’t be able to go as deep, you can easily control the tightness through a simple squeeze. Ultimately, it will get the job done, and that’s what matters, right?

Toilet paper roll masturbator

I understand the name sounds a bit trashier than it should, but this is one of the easiest pocket pussies to make.  It is also very quick to make and works well if you are the kind that likes measuring a canal for your hard cock.

What you will need:

  • A toilet paper roll
  • A rubber band
  • A latex glove (or condom, of course)

How to do it;

  1. Roll out and wriggle the tube to remove it from the paper roll.
  2. Put the latest glove or condom inside the roll through the opening.
  3. Wrap the cuffs of whichever latex you choose around the outer part of the scroll.
  4. Secure it with a rubber band.

How good is a toilet paper roll masturbator?

Again, you will be able to control the tightness by just squeezing. Unfortunately, I’m not too sure whether modern tissue paper rolls come in more sizes than one. That said, you can expect the thing to feel as good especially considering you made it from literal trash.

The one size fits all opening means this one is tighter than a towel pussy. However, the softness will depend on the tissue paper you use. You won’t feel the texture anyway unless you are using a torn condom which is obviously not ideal. The relative size of the roll also restricts the depth, but again, it will get the job done and save you a few hundred bucks. Not bad, huh?

Finally

There are more options when it comes to making pocket pussies, but the above are some of the easiest and most cost-efficient. It’s cheap and easy, and best of all, you won’t have to buy conspicuous items that will get nosy people interested.

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