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How to give the best Blowjob

Let’s tell them the truth assholes; the only other thing that feels as good as pussy is a fucking BLOWJOB and even better when the bitch doing it can actually choke on it. But have you ever thought to yourself, who the hell were the proprietors of this shit? Well, it so happens that the very first woman to blow a man’s penis was actually a sister turned wife to an Egyptian god Osiris who was seeking to resurrect his husband after being chopped to pieces but apparently couldn’t fit his back, therefore, molding one out of clay. Not to mention the Popellians whose ancient paintings tell it all as well as the Greeks who were so hooked to sex expressed through their poetry. However, there is also an entire chapter of the Kama Sutra dedicated to oral sex and it was also a form of punishment for small crimes while anal sex was subjected to prime offenders. Like damn! Who could have guessed this shit?

Anyways, this isn’t the 19th Century where it was a crime subject to beheading. In fact, right now everyone including your toothless granny is doing it. However, in as much as we are so intuitive about getting blowjobs, truth is that it’s not just everyone who can get it done properly and there aren’t too many guides or should I say they don’t teach this crap in school? But it is the reason that I ThePornDude have taken it upon myself to ensure that I provide a guide on how to give the best blowjobs ever! And just in case she ain’t reading this, find a way to make her do because your sex life is about to take a sweet goddamned twist!

The basics

Well, giving a blowjob isn’t just about skill or the art of pleasuring, but it is also about working on the right spots. This is pretty easy because there are only five such spots, these include the:

Scrotum the sac that holds the balls is the most sensitive and licking, rubbing, massaging, and tagging will work lots of magic.

Gluteal fold – the sides in between spots between thighs and the butt that’s pretty responsive to kissing, licking, tickling or simply stroking.

Perineumthe middle hidden spot in between the anus and balls is filled with nerves; hence gentle strokes, lube massage, and tickling could go a long way.

Sacrumthis is the overlooked triangle at the back formed by his ass that apparently contains the sacral nerves connected to the genitals. And while you might have to press a little harder but it’s the real deal y’all.

Anusfor most men this is just about the most erogenous spot, and this is simply because the sphincter and pudendal nerve also known as pleasure nerve are connected. This means that rubbing, tickling or even penetration for a prostrate rub might result in a brain shattering orgasm.

Lastly, to achieve optimum pleasure, there should be communication between you two during the blowjob. I mean, you’ve got to know where it’s sweeter and what gets his blood pumping hard. And if it helps, you can even ask him to direct you on how to get him sailing high on cloud nine, while he might not know how to suck his own dick, he surely has messed around enough with himself to know anyways. Now unto the process.

Get it and get it good!

Foreplay goes a long way, and it’s not surprising that recent studies have shown that most men don’t enjoy blowjobs because there is just no enough enthusiasm added to them. I mean, a lady has got not only to make suggestions but also make moves to show that she doesn’t just want it but is also in the moment with him. Take, for instance, eye contact, in between boob or nipple rubs or even let him know how horny giving the blowjob makes you by applying some of your juice to his tip.

Choose a great position

Positioning is everything, I mean, who wants to struggle to give or receive pleasure? Also, it depends on the dominance in your relationship, i.e., whether your husband is the submissive or dominant type. This is because for instance positions like kneeling on a comfortable rug might be good for a dominant but might not be comfortable for the latter. However, you could always go for the ‘equalizer’ which simply entails lying on the bed with a little twist depending on the shape of his penis to make it easier to slip down your throat.

Start by messing around

There is no hurry in giving a blowjob; hence you might as well start by purring it, putting in wholly in your mouth or simply teasing the tip with your tongue as you rub his balls with rube or something. It is also important that you master the art of edging and communication so that you can maintain the build-ups without making him cum too soon. This is because the tip of his penis is basically the MOST sensitive part of the cock and teasing it hard may mean the end of the game or might end up being an absolute turn off.

Get handsy or just give it your all!

Starting off a blowjob lightly is probably the best thing to do since you actually build up the pleasure yourself. However, it depends on whether you want to kick in the monster down the sloppy throat lane or not. And in case you do, you might have to do it slowly accelerating to edge him in between pauses. However, if you are the squeamish type, your hands should be your best friends; this means that you will have to coordinate your hand with the frenulum tongue licks, sucks or teases. And if you can, you can still play with his sensitive spots above, insert a finger into his anus or better still, get some toys! I am talking about some rube for the rub and a vibrator/dildo if he is into, you know, ass penetration.

Make him finish with a bang!

There are obvious things that men love experiencing during a blowjob, and they might be the determinants of his milking. I am talking about when a woman licks the underside of the frenulum/shaft, hums with his cock in their mouth, deep throating penetration and in between strokes, balls sucking and handjobs. It’s also a good thing that you’ll be able to tell from his facial that he is about to spot hence you should take it a notch higher or two in terms of speed. However, for a more pleasurable cum you might want to loosen the grip on his cock and bring on something else say massage his scrotum or something. As for where to cum onto or in, it’s entirely on you because most men don’t entirely care about where they do. But to make it sexy you might want to imitate the goddamned porn vixens say; face titties, hands, etc. Please note however that mouth cums aren’t just for anyone especially if it’s your first time with a stranger lest you choke on it pretty bad.

The don’ts

I’ll keep these as simple as possible:

  • Avoid teeth at all cost
  • Don’t stick your finger in his ass without alerting him
  • Don’t show your disgust from the cum no matter what
  • Avoid acting alone, in fact, engage him while at it
  • Don’t gag on it; it causes discomfort because if you ain’t enjoying it he isn’t too!

Conclusion

As long as you follow the above guide to the latter, I don’t see any of y’all having shitty blowjobs in the near future. And if it helps you can go for some solid visuals on the same from the best deepthroat porn videos and see it actualized in real life. Otherwise, have fun!

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