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How to Watch Porn at Work

Asa Akira's Tips for Viewing Porn at Work

If you work a full 40 hour work week or more it can be difficult going that long without seeing some good ol’ fashion porn to brighten your day. Many of us take the chance to view porn at work even when employers using technologies to keep a closer eye on behavior at work. It’s hard to go against basic human instincts and more and more of us continue to view NSFW content while on the job. What is the average hard-working porn lover to do?

As for me, if I’m not looking at porn at work there is a problem! Sadly, that is not the case for the vast majority of you. Thank god I scoured the internet to find a solution for those of you who don’t have the same luxury as me.  It gets even better because the secret to viewing NSFW content at work comes to in a special presentation by one of our favorite porn stars, Asa Akira.

In this video, Asa Akira teamed up with Complex to create, “How To Browse NSFW Content on the Job from Complex.” After all, safety first comes first!

Step one: Use your internet browsers private browsing feature. In Chrome it’s called incognito, in Firefox and Safari it’s called Private Browsing and in Internet Explorer it’s called InPrivate browsing or as we like to call it…get off the fucking internet.

Step two: If you choose not to use your private browser setting for whatever reason then make sure you clear your browsing history, download history, cache and cookies. That’s right- clear those cookies.

Step three: Open up multiple tabs so that you can always switch quickly from whatever NSFW content you are viewing to a safe zone. Note: Opening up porn can often lead to pop-up tabs that you will not want anyone to see or hear, make sure you’re x-ing out of these tabs and keep your volume low. Or better yet, use headphones!

Step four: If you’re using a Mac you can make hot corner, this means that you can set up a corner to mouse over and put your monitor to sleep. Set this up so if you hear footsteps you can quickly hover over that corner.

Step Five: Your location. Sit facing the entrance of the room so you can see anyone approaching you before they see your naughty screen.

Step Six: You can always go big and pay for privacy. Purchasing a privacy screen monitor blocks out glare and makes it so only the person sitting in front of the computer can see the screen.

There you have it, follow these steps and then head on over to porn.com to pick your poison!

While viewing porn at work has never really been a problem for me, it is generally frowned upon by most employers. We have previously showcased a couple of examples where people were disciplined for it or worse. Take the steps to protect yourself or maybe you’ll end up like this cop or this government worker.

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