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“I get a boner when I say the words Flight Attendants”

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with co-owner of X-Play, the always funny Jeff Mullen, on his new movie- Flight Attendants

I read the press release a couple days ago, and when I went to write you about the movie I wanted to call it Stewardesses, but felt like that wasn’t what you named it, and when I looked back it was Flight Attendants. For some reason I like the name Stewardesses better, and find it more memorable, I’m not sure why.  I could see that you might have named it FA  because that is more inclusive,  men and women can be FA. Is that the reason for the title? Or do you have a totally different take on it?
I named the movie Flight Attendants because those flying waitress/safety officials are no longer called stewardesses and I want my porn to be politically correct.  I love the word stewardesses too but since this will not be a period piece like from the 1960’s or so, I have to go with what these people are now professionally called and that is flight attendants.  I actually get a boner when I say the words Flight Attendants.  I think the fans will love the superstar cast we are going to assemble plus I am toying with the idea of casting James Bartholet as a busy-body gay flight attendant that gets in everybody’s business.  That might be really fucking funny don’t you think as he is a master comedic actor that would fit nicely in a drama.     
 
 You are on a roll of award nominations and wins with your porn parody movies. The parodies are getting huge press (both mainstream and adult) and are making you MONEY. Why in the world would you decide to do a totally different kind of movie? Why stray from something that is working for you?
Well, I love women of all colors but I don’t always have jungle fever.  I like chocolate ice-cream but every once in a while I like a little strawberry or mint chip you know.  We’re not straying from our sitcums at all but are just adding to the repertoire with a drama but hell I’m not sure if I can make a movie without a laugh track anymore.  I guess we’ll find out but my company has a couple of other projects that are not in the comedy genre for the next year and beyond.  Stuff I cannot even talk about but really big projects that will land on a huge stage if things work out right.  Think bigger than a gonzo but smaller than American Idol.  For those that like our funny movies, Not Three’s Company XXX comes out March 3 and then we begin to shoot our Married with Children spoof the following day for a week.  We are some busy sitcum motherfuckers.
 
 Do you have a basic story line idea for FA? Is this going to be a comedy? Who is confirmed to star, and who do you want that you haven’t gotten yet? Have you rented a Jet?
 
 
According to my lawyers, I am not allowed to give away ANY of the storyline as I took the X-Play oath of total secrecy but the little I can say is that rookie flight attendant Rachel is contemplating an abortion hoping that her jet mechanic boyfriend won’t find out the baby is fathered by a fling she had with a pilot from a competing airline.  Monique was put on probation for yelling at a gay passenger who was caught masturbating in the galley but still hopes to get promoted so that she can fly the new Boeing 777-M.  Everybody at Global Trans Airlines knows that Kelly is the biggest slut to ever walk the concourse but nobody turns her in because they all enjoy fucking her so much even though she gave eleven pilots gonorrhea and crabs and one baggage handler herpes simplex 10.   No, I’m only kidding but it will be riveting, shocking, scandalous and totally captivating and it will not be porn cheesy.  Although it will be a drama, I must say that it will have some funny moments in the storyline but I did toy with the idea originally of making it a comedy but we will see as a drama really appeals to me.
 
The logistics of making this type of movie look great so that it doesn’t look like a bad porn movie is quite difficult.  I want to rent a concourse of an airport for example to get all of that realistic footage shot correctly but ever since 911, the airports around the country are under tight restrictions making this a very difficult task but we will work it out one way or the other otherwise we will take the profits from Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia and build our own airport.      

 
Tell us some inside info on FA. I’m sure there are some things that no one knows yet, here’s where you let the pussy out of the bag so to speak. 

The movie will have a cast second to none and I really mean that.  I am hoping to negotiate to use all of the Digital Playground girls, the Adam & Eve contract stars, 3 of the Vivid Girls, 4 from Wicked, the Hustler Honies, Hillary Scott and Paulina James from SexZ Pictures and both New Sensations girls Sadie West and that cute one that I confuse with Bree Olson.  Plus Farrah Fawcett will be making a cameo as the guy who drives the stairs up to the plane and Sunny Lane will play an ice-skating flight attendant with a fear of flying.  Of course I am joking but I can truthfully say that it will be the type of movie that is a must-have for porn lovers and those that just love beautiful women in and out of uniform.  I can also add there will be no plane crashes with fireballs but there will be a lot of fucking.
 
Could we have this one sans wigs and James Bartholet? Lol
What’s a movie without James Bartholet?
 

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