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If Im gonna Suck Your Dick, it better NOT smell like Garbage

CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

by Heidi Mayne from her Blog

This blog is a LONG time coming.  I have bitten my tongue on a few sets because I have the belief that the more one complains about something-whatever it may be- the longer the shoot is going to take.  Now don’t get it twisted, I fucking LOVE my job; but there are those out there who can make it an unpleasant experience.

 I’m talking about personal hygiene. People, we are FUCKING here- bodily fluids are being exchanged, VERY close contact, yadda-yadda, right? So don’t you think, a reasonably intelligent adult performer (no rocket science degree required) – he/she should be quite certain to arrive on a porn set bathed (with SOAP), wearing antiperspirant and not smelling like they went to the gym 10 times in the last 3 days and not showered in a week? 

I mean geeze people!! I am VERY self conscious when I get on set. I make sure I am freshly showered, I smell good, I wear deodorant, a little body spray, I even go so far as to give my pussy a taste test just in case my co-star feels frisky that day and goes for the dive! 

So if I go through all that trouble ( really it’s no trouble, it’s gross if you don’t-fucking eeewww!) then why, oh, WHY do people come to set smelling like boiling cat piss funneled through a dirty sock and think it’s ok? THIS ONLY REPRESENTS LESS THAN 1% OF US(I can probably even count on one hand), but it’s enough to warrant a blog.
It is unhealthy.  It is people like this that have inspired me to create the “SBK”. If you ask me, I’ll tell ya what it stands for. It has inside it soap, spray deodorant, body spray, and disposable washcloths.

Why, you ask, am I spending money on others’ personal hygiene? Because, if I am gonna suck your dick, it better NOT smell like hot garbage, and I will take measures if need be…..

NL-SBK? Sanitizing Body Kit? Come on Heidi, give us a couple names of that 1 %…. PLEASE?

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