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Is NYC a Sex Desert?

So, something is going on in New York City and I don’t like it one bit. It doesn’t seem like a good thing at all. According to a new study, at least one third of New York City residents haven’t had sex in at least a year. A whole year without that blessed release of penetrative pounding! Wow. This is the highest number on the topic since the NYC Department of Health started asking for this information in 2002. Strangely, the number of people who had not had sex was highest in the 18-24 segment, with 32.7% of that age bracket having abstained from sex.

This is weird. Like, X-Files weird. Those between the ages of 18-24 are supposed to be the ones getting out there and getting their dicks wet and pussies used with every Tom, Dick and Jane that they please. Do you hear this, millenials? Take your pants off right now and get to fucking! This has risen from 20% of people in this age bracket in 2002 saying they had not had sex for a year.

As you might imagine, there are some theories for this anomaly. You might think that because of hook up and dating sites there would be more in person encounters, but some people think this is actually the opposite. Because there is so much online action to be had, people don’t go into in person encounters quite as much, because they can sext and watch virtual reality porn and even interact live with cam girls who are online and available at pretty much any hour of the day. When you think about how available sex is online right now, it does make sense that millennials would save their fucking energy for the times when they really want to get it on.

As far as the other results of the survey, 43% of the people who were Asian said they had not had sex for a year which is almost 50%. Someone needs to start an NYC Asian sex club ASAP, please! Plus, more women than men had abstained. 35%+ of women hadn’t even had their pussy touched with a dick over the past year.

Of the people who did have sex, most of them, 57% had said they had just one sexual partner, which means people are not having that many threesomes or group sex sessions. New York City is supposed to be the city that never sleeps but it seems like while the people are not sleeping they are not fucking. What a tragedy. New York City needs to get its sex game together. Although, with all the excellent porn and camming experiences out there, it’s understandable that you would want to save your sexual energy for the perfect moment.

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