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Jenna’s Not Skinny, Just Healthy

Conky writes on XPT:

Damn, we were wrong all along! Jenna’s not hideously thin and scrawny at all. She told TMZ.com:

“Jenna: I’m Not Skin Flicks and Bones!

Click to WatchWith a gold necklace draped over sternum and ribs, XXX hottie Jenna Jameson made it clear that she’s not wasting away. She’s just pornalicious!

TMZ cameras caught the former hardcore heavyweight last night, with her ultimate fighter beefcake boytoy, Tito Ortiz, outside of Koi in Hollywood, where she told us that we “better stop calling me skinny, because I’m healthy and I’m happy.” Ready for my shot, Mr. DeMille!

After the scolding, the really, really, really not fat blonde got into her ridiculous Rolls Royce Phantom and sped off into the night. Perhaps for a snack.”

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I’d like to publicly apologize to Jenna for thinking she was too thin. I hadn’t realized that’s what healthy people look like.

Last time I saw someone that ‘healthy’ they had flies crawling on their face.

 

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