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KB Welcomes Arrest Of Sultan Of Sleaze

“I love it,” Kevin Blatt tells me by phone Friday afternoon. “I got a phone call yesterday morning from TMZ saying, ‘You’re gonna love this. Your boy got picked up by the feds this morning.’

“CourtTV had called me an hour before stating that I was booked for Aug. 21 with Star Jones and David Hans Schmidt and Dustin Diamond. I kept telling them I didn’t want to do the show if David Hans Schmidt is going to be on it because he’s a scumbag and a liar and he controls the whole interview.”

“Schmidt is the guy who called and threatened me to get off the Colin Farrell sex tape because it was his baby. Then I had dealings with him on the Paris Hilton storage locker.

“This is the guy who went over to Red Light and did a deal and then went to Vivid to try to do a deal for the same tape.”

Jim Jones emails:

Your dad Desmond asked me to contact you regarding your ongoing “career” as a “writer.”

Desmond had this to say: “The boy is a fair-dinkum dullard. He really seems to be convinced that he has some talent as a wordsmith, yet time and time again he forgets how to spell the simplest of words. He’ll spell ‘sleeve’ as ‘sleave.’ He’ll spell ‘sleaze’ as ‘sleeze.’Now I’ve got to bugger off and enjoy an ANZAC biscuit and a spot of tea. My boy is a disappointment.”

I couldn’t agree more.

You should indicate that you initially spelled the word “sleaze” incorrectly so that your dear old dad’s message makes sense. It would be the right thing to do.

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