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Kim Davis Offered Actual, Real Money To Shoot Interracial Lesbian Porn Scene

Famous bigot and Bump-It™ enthusiast Kim Davis has reportedly been offered a cool half mil from the good folks over at The Dogfart Network to film a lesbian porn scene.

Hold onto your seats – it gets better.

In a press release from Dogfart, a spokesperson states: “We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling. We are giving her a chance at redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an interracial lesbian scene for our network.”

It isn’t even my birthday.

I don’t care if she never responds or acknowledges their offer – the sheer fact that the offer is out there is more than enough. Although, who knows? Perhaps it’s just the push she needs to free herself from the shackles of bigotry and smocks; after all, studies have shown that the people who are often the most vocal against homosexuality are in…oh, what is it? Not the river in Egypt…

…Oh yeah. Straight-up, motherfuckin’ denial.

And in case you missed it, they offered $500k for an interracial lesbian scene. Might as well confront her (probable) racism at the same time and kill two birds with one double-ended dildo.

This is gonna be good.

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