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Let’s Do Best and Worst Porn Movies/People of 2008

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I finished my AVN voting right before Xmas, I just voted in the last round of Rog’s awards, now I have to send in my noms for the XRCO (X-Rated Critics Org) Awards. Here are my own ideas for awards, not using anyone categories but my own-

Feel free to offer your suggestions for what I should nominate. I have some off the top of my head, and if I remember them that well after all the movies I watch, they deserve it-

Not Bewitched XXX- (X-Play)My first thoughts go to this movie because there was so many good things about it. Best comedy, Best supporting actress-Teagan, best non-sex role-Nina Hartley, Best director-Will Ryder, Best screenplay, Best Art Direction ( I am not exactly sure what this is, but) if it is for scenery, costumes, sets and props, this movie has it “right on”.

Fallen (Wicked)- Best actress-jessica drake, Best Director-Brad Armstrong, Best Screenplay,

Best Newbies-Ryder Skye, Sadie West

Best comeback-Briana Banks]

Waste of Money- Truthfully Pirates 2 is by far not  the worst porn movie i have seen this year,(I would give it a 5 out of 10), but if I consider the budget that that was spent on it, it was the biggest waste of money. If you told me this movie cost 100k I would have been okay with it, but when it is up against movies that actually did cost that amount, and the million dollar figure is being thrown around, it is a joke. While it is hard to compare apples and oranges as far as budget is concerned, when I see a movie that cost less then 100k, and Pirates which is promoted to be over the million mark,are compared,  Pirates is an embarrassment, and a joke. When Will Ryder can make a better movie for 1 tenth the budget, I suggest DP hire him. Or maybe they want to consider learning from Kimberly Kane, Eli Cross, Lexington Steele, Jules Jordan, Jim Powers, and /or Andre Madness (and so many more) that a good movie can be made without a million dollar budget, or to put it another way, a million dollar budget, does not a good movie make, and sometimes you can promote your ass off, but if the movie ain’t all that, you AIN’T gonna recoup.

Best movies-Burn, Fallen, Bewitched,

Most innovative-Race2Race

I want to add people on to this list-

Best underappreciated Actor- Voodoo, Hershel Savage

Best underappreciated Actress- Lezlie Zen, Savanna Samson

Best Tattoos- Janine, Belladonna

Worst Tattoos-anyone with the bellybutton ring thing going on.

 

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