You are a fair-dinkum disgrace, Luke. Just checking in to let you know that your cut-and-paste coverage is shoddy, your moral posturing phony, and your attempts to pass yourself off as a writer utterly abysmal.
In sum: You’re a worthless, hypocritical creep, and you deserve to have your face slammed repeatedly into a wall until your nose shatters.
Watch out for the cone snails, son. They’re fair-dinkum deadly.