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Merry XXX-mas: Holiday Gift Ideas for Women

Can’t figure out what to get that special lady in your life? Well we have all kinds of suggestions for every lady-type!  Here’s a list of great holiday gift ideas that are sure to please… and tease!

 

The Student

Ten Times More Interested Then Miss Pac-Man

Nowadays, many young woman between the ages of 18-24 are trapped within some kind of post-secondary facility kissing their sweet privacy goodbye. Get her something she can keep on the low and that you can both enjoy!  Anything made of silicone or glass with a manual drive is pretty silent but I can’t guarantee she won’t wake the neighbors. The We-Vibe 3 has a remote and a nifty little case for easy storage, it’s also waterproof so you can take it into the bathroom, or a hot tub, or on Spring Break. Wanna know how to use it? Watch the demo here: 

 

 

The ‘Special’ Friend

Getting Guys Laid Since 1885

It matter doesn’t what you get her really. It’s the holiday season and she’s not expected anything from you (actually she is…) so you can get her anything you want. Trust me, you’re still going to get laid. Okay, realizing you probably read that last sentence ‘anything you want’ I’ll make a suggestion now.

What? You thought that picture of a puppy was a joke?

 

 

The Workaholic



The Liptrick is a vibrator, just to dispel any confusion. It’s discrete, easy to use and fits in her purse, so it’s perfect for an on-the-go gal. Who knows, maybe she’ll let you join her in the copy room for a little ‘touch up’.

 

 

The Entertainer

Jump up, jump up. Then Get Down.

If company is coming and she’s the kind of girl you want at the helm, give the gift that keeps on springing—A BOUNCY CASTLE! Admit it, you’ve always wanted one. Also included in ‘The Block Party Package’ are a plethora of scintillating vibrating toys as well as various wrapped safety measures. The grand total of this package will set you back a few thousand but come on, it’ll be FUN!

 

 

The Techie

Get Plugged In.

Here’s an offering that tech savvy divas can appreciate and is a great replacement for BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) Throw away those good ol’ coppertops because this joystick runs on a rechargeable battery. It’s called The Duet and its USB connector plugs right into any computer for a quick and easy jolt AND with 8GB memory it doubles as a flash drive! PLUS it’s small size and special shape favors stimulation over male-member mimicry and has 4 modes and 5 power levels.

 

 

The Jesus Freak

 

I think these are fairly self explanatory, don’t you?

Lordy, Lordy Feel it in 4-D …ildos. (Well, three and one butt-plug, but who’s counting?)

 

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