Mia Khalifa To Be US Ambassador to Saudi Arabia?!


Sweet zombie jesus, the world is becoming more like the 2006 movie Idiocracy everyday. A reality star with zero political experience just got elected the damn President of the United States and now there’s a petition going around urging President-elect Donald Trump to appoint ex-porn star, Mia Khalifa the US Ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

Life has become far stranger than fiction.

The petition, which originated from Dalcolm Rodriguez-Goldstein reads:

“Mia Khalifa has a proven track record of bringing people together regardless of cultural background for the betterment of our country and international community. She will be a great leader representing us in the Middle East as well as a symbol of the melting pot that is America.” Petition created by Rodriguez-Goldstein

As I’m unbelievably writing out these fucked up words, there are 4,153 supporters on this petition – just 847 signatures shy of actually moving forward and landing on Donald Trump’s desk when he officially takes office in 50 days.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Lebanese-born firecracker that is Mia Khalifa, she was a porn performer from 2014 to 2015 and blasted through the stratosphere with unprecedented popularity when she filmed a hardcore scene while wearing traditional Muslim garb, in short, she got banged wearing a hijab.


Lately getting into porn has become a surefire way for confident and daring women to obtain instant celebrity status. When cocksure girls like Khalifa get into the adult industry, they don’t waste any time and hit the ground running. Then, they apply their inherent hyper-charisma and before you know it, they have millions of followers on Twitter and other social media platforms. Porn was the jet fuel to get them to the stars. It’s a combination of marketing genius and straight-up brass balls.

You know what? Screw it! Everybody’s been taking their Fuck it pills lately. To hell with qualifications and common sense. We’ve already rocked the boat with electing Trump, so let’s just tip this motherfucker over and start slotting in ex-porn stars into other political offices. Fuck the establishment!

Make your voice heard and sign this petition! Here’s the LINK.


As per usual, here are your obligatory Mia Khalifa porn video links!

Here’s the notorious Mia Khalifa hijab porn video for you.


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