Mika Writes on her Myspace Blog
Mika’s Jedi Mindtrick: “I am not the slut you are looking for….” (waves hand in the air)
BANGIN’ Magazine “DONT PAY NEW MODELS LET ALONE PORN GIRLS UNLESS U R JENNA JAMESON” – Lance Williams, owner (or “BOSS” as he calls himself). BANGIN’ Magazine is a mainstream magazine & shares the same building as AMA in Canoga Park. The owner scouts in the hallway and parking lot handing out their business cards. Joe of AMA told me they were cool & was talking about letting them leave their business cards in the office for models.
LANCE WILLIAMS, the owner, approached me in the parking lot and asked me to model for them and that he said I could be on the cover. I was triple-booked (wicked busy) that day & couldn’t deal with his slow, drawn-out chit-chat, so we quickly exchanged numbers. We have been corresponding via text messaging. Pardon the texting abbreviations; this is verbatim:
LANCE – Hey wat up how you doing (9/29/08 12:37PM)
ME – We didn’t wrap til 3am. (9/30/08 8:11AM)
ME – Book me thru LA Direct. My sched is pretty tight. (9/30/08 8:12AM)
LANCE – I want to spend a little talk time wit u and a cover is waiting i think your cool i dont want it to be all business (9/30/08 8:16AM)
LANCE – I dont have to pay do i (9/30/08 10:51AM
) ME – wtf r u talking abt? Pay me or pay the agency fee? (9/30/08 10:53AM)
LANCE – Wat is a agency fee and your fee (9/30/08 10:55AM)
ME – I apologize. I thought you were a professional magazine. Plz do not call me. (9/30/08 11:19AM)
LANCE – WE ARE AND PROFESSIONAL MAGAZINES DONT PAY NEW MODELS LET ALONE PORN GIRLS UNLESS U R JENNA JAMESON FEEL ME PEACE! (9/30/08 11:23AM)
ME – Good i’ll let joe at ama know. (9/30/08 11:25AM)
LANCE – OK COOL RESEARCH BANGIN! WE ABOVE THAT. ALL BIG MAJOR CELEBS MY MAGAZINE HELPS MODELS MANNY PAY ME I AM THE AND A BOSS U C MY GREEN BENZ (9/30/08 11:31AM)
ME – In fact, I’ll let everyone know u just want to hang out with porn girls but not pay them for shoots. Oh, and that a professional magazine doesn’t know what agency fees are. I did mainstream b4 and it’s cats like you that made me leave. Bang away. Good luck in your endeavors. (9/30/08 11:32AM)
LANCE – And who is JOE and no i dont want to hang out with no one. THEY WANNA HANG OUT WIT ME I HAVE ALL THE CONNECTIONS AND RESPECT (9/30/08 11:36AM)
LANCE – I would have paid your DUMB ASS but u started talking shit to fast and I know about fees but BOSSES dont pay those. GET YOUR MIND RIGHT! (9/30/08 11:39AM)
ME – Don’t be all butthurt bec I am not interested in hanging out. U approached me w/a business proposition & I told you how to book me. U confounded this by not wanting 2talk business. (9/30/08 11:41AM)
LANCE – I do buiz with people who are friends and respect me think about it answer phone u need to speak to me (9/30/08 11:43AM)
ME – Don’t try & backtrack. Good luck Don’t try to change your story. U alrdy said u don’t hire porn girls unless they r Jenna Jameson. The “cover waiting” is ur hook 2get girls 2talk to you. Maybe ur mag is a legitimate business, but U R FAR FRM PROFESSIONAL. Good luck and good bye. (9/30/08 12:54PM)
LANCE – I feel sorry for JOE (9/30/08 12:56PM)
ME – Don’t. He makes plenty of money (9/30/08 12:57PM)
LANCE – That wont protect him (9/30/08 12:59PM) LANCE – I feel sorry 4 u too (9/30/08 12:57PM)
ME – Don’t feel sorry for any of us. Don’t think u or the models u bang r better than us. Don’t think u know who we r or where we come frm. It would be like making an assumption u r just a hood rat in a nice leased car. Assumptions r bad. (9/30/08 1:00PM) LANCE – Watch!! (9/30/08 1:01PM)
LANCE – U R A FUNNY WHORE GET YOUR MIND RIGHT (9/30/08 1:03PM) ME – Yes, I am. Thanks. (9/30/08 1:05PM)
LANCE – My girls are better LEGAL PROSTITUTE (9/30/08 1:08PM) LANCE – Whore that fag better MOVE before someone follows him home. (9/30/08 1:26PM)
LANCE – And i am very HOOD AND RICH BITCH! (9/30/08 1:27PM)
LANCE – I mean WTF I say (9/30/08 2:14PM)
LANCE – Dirty Bitch (9/30/08 11:46PM)
—————————— So, if anything happens to Joe — first suspect would be Lance Williams of Bangin’ Magazine. You read it all here… Sigh. I will *NEVER* give out my phone number out again. Fucking kooky people in this world. You best bet I saved all the messages. His tone is definitely threatening. He hasn’t done anything yet and may be just his bruised ego typing. So far, all he is guilty of is being pompous and arrogant.
I have no idea why…as of 9/30 @2:30PM, their Myspace has had 36 page views and 2 friends (one of them is Tom). His youtube video interview has a whopping 34 views. This blog will probably be the best thing that has ever happened to them in terms of letting people know about the existence of their magazine.
The fact that he challenged me to “look them up” leads me to believe that he has no idea how established I am, as his google hits is 193 versus mine at 1,185,000, despite the fact that I don’t shoot full-time anymore. Oh, and I fowarded my blog to Jenna…dumb fucktard wannabe businessman who has no command of the English language.