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Mormon Porn?!

mormon_porn_tallWe all know about porn, sex, and masturbating by now, and we all love it! It’s getting more and more popular all the time. However, our Mormons friends still have stipulations that stop them from getting their rocks off. They, unfortunately, have to do it between some rules and guidelines, which I’m sure you could guess include no private parts. So, just how can they get off?

Well, they borrowed a little tip from Japan. It’s called bubble porn and it’s a super sneaky was of making a girl appear naked—even though she’s actually clothed!

So what exactly is this magnificent bubble art phenomena?

As we said, basically you start by finding a girl that’s scantily dressed—so somebody in a bathing suit, or itty bitty dress will work. Then you cover where her clothes are so it looks like she’s naked and cut-out bubbles reveal her bare skin.

Mormon Porn; Before & After

Of course there are a few ways to do this. You could skip the bubble and cover it as the Japanese do with yen coins, or whatever you choose. I think emojis would be good, they’re pretty popular right now. The bubbles just create the best visual effect because your brain actually warps to believe that they are naked.

Within the last 3 years bubble porn popularity has been sky rocketing and the search is almost always intertwined with a search for Mormon porn. It’s a loop hole and probably still wrong but you can’t say it doesn’t follow the rules.

It also goes in line with the popular SFW porn, it technically doesn’t show anything but c’mon everybody know what’s happening, right?

So find you favorite swimsuit models, load it up on Photoshop, paint some bubble over the body parts you want to see, fill in the naughty space and make the bubbles transparent, then tell you wife it’s okay because it’s Mormon, and doesn’t go against the rules of God. Or, if you’re lazy just Google bubble porn. Have fun!

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