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“Most Beautiful Porn Stars” Rebuttal

Tori Black & Malena Morgan

Just in case you missed it, the Guccione Collection made a list of the 15 Most Beautiful Pornstars in Adult History. After a few deep breaths, I wrote a blog reply, expressing my concerns: you just can’t make a top 15 list of the most beautiful pornstars of all time. I also included 15 of the many girls they omitted.

I got an email that told me to keep an eye out for a response. Sure enough, Guccione Collection tore me a new one, and posted a follow up to their original post on their blog. Let’s take a dissect their post, shall we?

So the blogger “TeeKay” at the renowned website Porn.com says he calls “bullshit” on the Guccione Collection blog post penned by Your Humble Servant, Dixon Steele, proclaiming the “Fifteen Most Beautiful Porn Stars In Adult History.” Well, now that I think of it, “TeeKay,” who avers that in my prose I attempted to “skirt around” the issue of “most beautiful,” may have a point. In calling my Fifteen the most beautiful “in adult history” and allowing that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” I might have been unduly timid. So fuck it: Not only do I stand by the piece, I hereby backpedal on the prevarication and dig in my heels and say, no, Mister Kay, the Guccione Collection’s candidates were/are the most beautiful not just in “adult” but in ALL of history.

Then, he goes on to insult my name, blab about wieners, and say that there’s a nonsensical “Guccione standard” that comes into play. I might be offended if I wasn’t being attacked by a guy named Dixon Steele. Can I call you Steely Dix? Or how about just Dix?

Is this what you had in mind? Because I can't see this working...

Is this what you had in mind? Because I can’t see this working…

With an sense of reluctance, Dix leveled with me a bit. He said that there were some beautiful candidates in my list… but not without adding a little insult. April O’Neil has a rack you can play Parcheesi on, and Lexi Bloom as the “Most Beautiful Babysitter.” Other quips about April: “she is a bit on the tepid and/or unadventurous side” and “Does she even do scenes anymore?”—entirely irrelevant to her beauty! Ironically, most of the girls on your original list are retired!

The most poignant part of their whole letter was the part about Penny Flame: “naming her seems a bit of passive-aggressive nose-rubbing.” I’m fully aware of her life post-porn, and her recovery. I get where you’re coming from, but the girl who went by the name Penny Flame is still beautiful, and was once a porn star. She meets the criteria, and one might go as far as to say that her road to recovery makes her even more beautiful as a person: striving to be the best possible person she can be.

Even after insulting Bree Olsen’s beauty, with a sheepish “just sayin’,” they’ve included her, along with April O’Neil and Penny Flame in an extended list—16, 17, and 18 of their “definitive” most beautiful porn stars of all time list.

Malena Morgan

Malena Morgan

I really have to say this. If you were going to make an amendment to your list… where the hell is Malena Morgan?! Do you guys have eyes?! Maybe that seems a little harsh, but I don’t see how you could completely overlook someone who has been gaining popularity like crazy since she started in the industry years ago, and is so stunningly beautiful?

Tori Black

Tori Black

Entered the industry in 2007, and has been in our hearts ever since. With over 300 movies to her credit, she is the first person in history to win back-to-back AVN Female Performer Of The Year Awards for 2010 and 2011. She was named by Maxim magazine as one of the top 12 female stars in porn, as well as CNBC. Now while these mainstream publications don’t mean squat to us, the sheer acknowledgment holds a bit of weight as Tori is our girl and we love her for all her contributions. Oh, and if this recorded camshow doesn’t get you hard, there’s something wrong with your willy.

Hayden Winters

Hayden Winters

Busty and adorable at 5″3; she’s what we like to call a stick of dynamite. A total firecracker! We were super impressed with this beauty. She is a skilled flute player and started in the adult industry as a web cam model, but soon made the transition over to explicit hardcore in 2010. Hayden is someone we assume would be on anyone’s list of most beautiful porn stars, but as we know, when you assume… as they say, you make an ‘ass’ out of… yourself. Or something like that!

Hope Howell

Hope Howell

She’s a cute sensation that deserves to be added to the list, for the “girl next door” beauty she possesses. You could easily get lost in her eyes! What makes her different than most porn stars? She did the sub-sonic tummy bump at 30,000 ft (which means she had sex with Alex Torres while skydiving), and was all over the news for doing it! Crazy right?

Faith Leon

Faith Leon

Our research team will test her extensively like the rest of them, but of all the ladies in porn, past or present, she resembles a Hollywood starlet the most. While Faith is now retired from the adult industry, she began appearing in adult films around 2004 what at the age of 19, and has since appeared in over 230 movies. She has won a slew of AVN awards from 2007 to 2009. Faith Leon may even be too pretty for porn. Well, let’s face it… no one’s too pretty for porn. We’re very thankful that she did do porn, yet it was only a matter of time, before she realized what we already knew. That she is supermodel hot, and can literally do anything she wants!


Conclusion

Malena Morgan, Tori Black, Hayden Winters, and Faith Leon. Your list of beautiful girls is far from definitive. Having said that, it was a pleasure to watch your top 15 video, but you’ve overlooked some of the greats this industry has to offer.

This isn’t over Guccione Collection! Our research team is working hard at finding the most beautiful girls in porn. We will settle this once and for all, incorporating science into the mix.

Our PORN.COM Researchers

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