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Movember Madness!

“MOVEMBER?” What the cock is that?! No, I’m not hungover and I didn’t misspell November, dear trollers. Every year, starting in Australia and catching onto the rest of the world is Movember, a month-long event where guys stop shaving and grow out their mustaches to raise awareness for men’s health.

Anyway, I’ve provided some inspirational photos for all you would-be vaudeville villains out there/Tom Selleck wannabes.

Ready, set, GROW!

1.) Brian Surewood

Mustache type: The Outlaw

Ginger teen Faye Reagan seduces world’s creepiest pool boy, Brian Surewood


2.) Brian Pumper

“The Kanye West”

Click here to watch him wax that ass!


3.) Chuy

Midget Mustache!

Chuy and his midget buddy double-team busty ebony chick! You know you want to!

4.) Ron Jeremy

The Porn Sleaze ‘Stache!

WATCH VIDEO! – Ron Jeremy has his hands full interviewing Sunny Leone

5.)Rod Fontana

is the saddest man ever to have a girl touch his penis. Ungrateful bastard!

Rod Fontana gets a foot job!

6.) Dirty Harry

The Pacho Villa

Dazed and confused old man Dirty Harry motorboats Shay’s HUGE TITS

7.) Van Damage

Alpha Male (of the trailer park) ‘stache!

Sexy blond Hillary Scott sneaks into Van Damage’s bed for sex!

8.) Reno

Saint Movember himself

Riley Ray gets to be Reno’s rebound sex!













For official information on this world event, please refer to the official Movember website here:

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