Ever wondered how porn used to be like back in the days? Back when girls used to appear natural without thick layers of makeup? Back when porn stars appreciated their natural beauty without visiting their plastic surgeon? Well, you have bumped into the correct article. ThePornDude presents to you TubePornClassic: vintage porn videos from the oldies but goldies age of adult entertainment. While you are at it, don’t forget to visit our premium vintage porn site TheClassicPorn for more of that lovely old porn.
No matter which generation you are from, vintage porn provides you with some historical reference. I don’t expect the millennials to understand that, but for the old folks looking for some bit of nostalgia, this will need little introduction. It is always great comparing today’s mainstream porn stars with their breast implants and Brazilian wax to the natural beauties of years that are now gone. These women had real breasts, bellies, human hair, and they were all beautiful. Here is to bringing you the past in the most modern way possible. Vintage porn can be compared to hearing a good old story. It is like listening some good throwback Tupac music.
Top 10 Vintage Pornstars
1. Traci Lords
This beauty may have starred in smut movies for only two years from 1984 to 1986 but boy, what an impact she left. Born on May 7, 1968, in Ohio, Traci Lords may as well be used as a study of how to start a legacy in the porn industry. Standing at 5′ 7″, this full-figured beauty managed to dupe photographers, producers, and directors starring in nude modeling at the tender age of 15. She graduated into porn movies a year later at the age of 16. She was the star in “Talk Dirty to Me Part III” after which she started making a whopping $1,000 per day. She will be remembered as the underage girl who fooled an entire porn industry. And looking at her videos; it is evident why almost everyone was fooled.
This lass was born on June 17, 1966, in the state of California. Unlike Traci Lords, Canyon started acting porn at the ripe age of porn, though they débuted on the scene at roughly the same time. Together they were the top three porn stars of the times. For context, she is in both the AVN Hall of Fame and the XRCO Hall of Fame. Her porn career span from 1984 through 1986 but noticeably left a living legacy. The autobiography she released back in 2003 is still selling well on well at Amazon, eBay, and other sites. It seems the world of getting pounded by dicks of all sizes and shapes and getting paid handsomely (pun intended) for it was not a too bad business for her during these two years ;).
3. Amber Lynn
Even at the ripe old age of 50 she still got it. The blond-haired Amber was born on September 3, 1964, in California. A stint preceded her porn career as a model featuring in “Chic,” “Penthouse,” “Playboy,” “High Society” and “Club” men’s magazines. She then proceeded from posing naked to riding dicks and all that. One thing is that is for sure though; you will surely love Lynn. At the height of her dick riding career in 1983, she was making an unbelievable $25,000 a week. She has since featured in other films and starred in other non-adult films in addition to appearing in over 200 magazines.
4. Kay Parker
Born Kay Rebecca Taylor, the Birmingham, England native is way older than the rest of all featured in this list so far having been born on August 28, 1944. Kay Parker entered the porn scene in the late 1970s. She starred in her first sex film in 1977. She even starred in another “landmark” adult film “Taboo” where she played a mother fucking her son. This gave her a lot of notoriety which propelled her to stardom. She stopped sucking dicks as a career in the late 1980s.
5. Ginger Lynn
She is the first woman to star in the same film with Peter North. She was born in Illinois on December 14, 1962. Ginger Lynn was propelled top stardom in 1983 when she featured in the adult film “Penthouse.” In the following three years, no other porn star was as recognizable. It seems she can’t stay away from the game too long because she occasionally appears in porn videos.
6. Nina Hartley
Nina Hartley was born on March 11, 1959, in California. She started by stripping as a second-year student at San Francisco State University in 1982 at the famous Mitchell Brothers’ O’Farrell Theatre. In 1984, Nina Hartley made her porn film ‘Educating Ninja’ that did not prevent her from graduating magna cum laude. Hartley is still active in porn and works with her husband Ernest Greene, a BDSM adult film director. Freaky family, don’t you think?
7. Tori Welles
Tori Welles was born on June 17, 1967, in San Fernando Valley, California. It looks like California is the home of great porn stars. To prove this particular California native’s prowess, she is a member of the AVN (Adult Video News) and XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Hall Of Fame. She featured in both acting and directing porn films between 1988 and 1999. In between that, her husband shared a video they had recorded in the privacy of their home shortly after their divorce.
She is the only French porn star to feature on my list having been born in Nord, France on the 12th of October, 1955. Her first action in porn came in 1976, shortly after France had legalized hardcore pornography. Brigitte Lahaie is also an inductee of the XRCO Hall of Fame as a Film Pioneer. She decided being pounded for money was no longer her thing in the early 1980’s but not before she had featured in many porn films.
9. Ron Jeremy
Ron is the first male porn artiste on my list. He was born on March 12, 1953, in Long Island, New York. Ron may not be blessed with the looks or physique, but he had bigger blessings down there. His shaft measures nearly 10 inches erect. He has featured in more than 800 porn videos with his endurance on camera helping him extend his career which kick-started on 1979. He is still in the game by the way.
10. Annette Haven
Born Annette Robinson on December 1, 1954, in Las Vegas, she is rightly considered one of the porn legends. Ironically, she was raised in a sexually conservative Mormon family. She was also a feminist, which kind of clashed with the nature of her career. Annette Haven was considered one of the most beautiful women of her time. Also, she was quite a gifted actor as her award as the best actress in A Coming of Angels in 1977 proves.
The less I say about vintage porn, the better. It stirs your imagination in ways few other things can. I’m out, so I can leave you to enjoy your vintage porn!