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My Message to Porn Stars

by Darrah Ford of pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/

Get off your fucking ass and do something! Give us bloggers something to blog about. You’re boring and should be ashamed! Go out and be seen. Cause a scene! Do something outrageous…….with a camera in plain view!

Learn from porn stars of the past. Date a celebrity, marry a rock star, get arrested, or show up half naked at a party. The survival of your industry depends on you!! Make it fun and exciting again. Send in stories, gossip, and pictures to the blogs to get more publicity. If they won’t run it so not to piss off anyone which will get their next award show invitation lost in the mail, then send it to me! I MIGHT post it! I’m not an insider and don’t care who I piss off.

When the latest exciting thing in Porn Valley has been Mike South criticizing the women in porn, then that’s just truly sad that it takes South to make it interesting around here. I have nothing to write or post.

I now have to check the mainstream celebrity blogs and forums and find pictures of nude British models as filler for my blog to post though they have nothing to do with porn. I know you can do it!! Make us all proud!!

Where is Luke Ford when we need him??

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