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No More Porn For British Navy

I have never been in any type of armed service, but I can imagine it. Holed up with a group of horny guys who are at their prime sexual age of 18-22. Doing manual labor and intensive training, which would only increase the testosterone levels and sex drives in the room. So, I’d do what any man with a heartbeat would do in this day and age. I’d open up my laptop and direct my browser to my favorite porn site to get a little relief when I had a moment to myself. Or maybe I’d watch a movie with a few friends if it didn’t seem too weird. I mean, at the very least, I would have some hot pictures from a nudie mag next to my bed to give me some inspiration, should it be needed. However, for a bunch of sailors in The Royal Navy – ie, the British Navy, that dream is now officially ended.

It was way back in 2013 when they put these regulations into place that would prevent the guys from watching porn, because some of the Navy women felt intimidated by the proliferation of porn around the ships. Now, that is only because these guys have probably been stupid about it. If you’re in that type of situation, you really need to keep your porn watching habits to yourself, or just keep it between the guys. No need to bring the girls into it. Now, when they made those rules, they never really enforced anything, but now, they are bringing down the book hard, because of more complaints. The only type of digital media a Navy member of any gender can have in their possession are things that have been approved by the British Board of Film Censors.

A lot of the guys are complaining, but a representative of the Navy told a news source that it is time to be more inclusive of females who join the service, and this is one way to do it. They are really focused on making an inclusive work environment, and it shows. They have even been listed as one of the UK’s top 100 employers.

Ever since women gained the ability to join the force in 1990, porn has been a problem in 2004 topless photos were banned, but it was so hard to enforce that it only lasted 2 months. In addition, in 2006, a reverend who had joined up quit the Navy when he saw how much porn was aboard the ships, as it offended his religious sensibilities. So, listen up Navy guys: just be smart about your porn consumption while on board a ship. Keep it on the downlow or just fap to your memories of your top porno flicks, and think of it as another sacrifice for your country, until you get on land again, that is. Then you can go all out!

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