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No More Public Porn Watching for NYC Residents

NYC is a very forward thinking city, and most people who live there are probably more open minded than people living in the rest of the country. They have a lot of social programs for their residents, to make life a little easier. One of these is something that was created to replace pay phones, which have gone the way of the fax machine – pretty much irrelevant. So they started to change over a lot of those pay phone booths to internet kiosks. It’s very relevant and helpful for people, especially tourists whose international cell phones might not work well in one of the most visited cities in the world.

The kiosks also let people charge their phones, use a wi-fi hotspot and make phone calls, but the internet access sidewalk style is about to see it’s last day on the job. Why? Well because it seems that too many New Yorkers have been using this innovative service to watch porn while they are standing right there at the kiosk. It’s alluring, the ability to watch porn at any time of day or night even if you don’t have your own computer, but the city doesn’t want people to be doing it in public, so they have to take away NYC’s internet privileges. It’s not so much the porn watching that is the problem, but the masturbation that goes along with it.

NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio seemed surprised at the issue, saying on TV that “This was a good idea that ended up having a real unintended consequence.” New Yorkers are all about efficiency so this little SNAFU with public internet shouldn’t be surprising to anyone. It’s only efficient to catch a glimpse of Phoenix Marie’s pussy on the way to work, or to try and see a good creampie before you hop on the 7 back to Queens. New York is the city that never sleeps, and apparently it is also the city that is always watching porn – non-stop.

People who are disappointed by the lack of public porn watching that is going to happen in NYC shouldn’t be too sad because there are plenty of outlets for you to get your fix that are available on a mobile device, which is something that most people have. Many of the porn sites that I have listed here include access to a mobile site in the membership, while others have separate mobile sites that you can get access to. Why resort to public porn watching when you could at least watch it from the privacy of a bathroom stall or some dark alley somewhere. You will enjoy yourself much better knowing that you’ll be jerking it all by yourself and keeping your porn pleasure to your eyes only.

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