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“No Porn for You!” Says The Porn Nazi! Review of Seinfeld a XXX Parody

New Sensation’s Seinfeld A XXX Parody
Directed by Lee Roy Myers

James Deen as Gerry Seinfeld
Kristina Rose as Elaina
Eric John as Crammer
Evan Stone as The Porn Nazi
Steve Pomerants as Gorge
Ashlynn Brooke as Regina
J. Walker as Noman
Natalie Norton as Suzanne
Tony Desergio as Buck
London Keys as Video Girl
Cassandra Calogera as On Stage Girl
Sasha Grey as herself
Sadie West as herself

 

Evan Seinfeld as The PORN Nazi

The REAL Jerry Seinfeld says “There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.” Ba-dum-bum!

Didn’t you always want to watch Jerry & Elaine (Gerry & Elaina) get naked and fuck? Now is your chance in Seinfeld, A XXX Parody. James Deen does a mean rendition of  Gerry, he’s got the voice and intonation down. And the guy can not only fuck with the best of them he can also act.

Kristina Rose as Elaine (Elaina)

All the characters do good imitations of the original but I gotta say that James Deen as Gerry & Eric John as Crammer are good enough to be on TV, with clothes on.

Great story line surrounding an adult video store and Crammer deciding to make his OWN porn movie. He thought he would just be the director, but he ended up with a starring role. And the lucky guy gets to make it with Sasha Grey & Sadie West, who both play themselves. ( And they played themselves very well! lol)

I don’t know how Eric John stays in character as Crammer and has sex at the same time. Now that takes some concentration. Not that it would be hard to get a double blow job from Sadie West and Sasha Grey.  Or that it’s really hard to fuck Sasha & Sadie either.  Just that it would be hard to act like Crammer while you were doing it, but Eric kept it cool and managed to shoot a load and sound like Crammer at the same time.

Elaina does a hot girl/girl when she makes it with the adult store rental clerk, played by London Keys .



Ashlynn Brooke plays Regina, who manages to have an orgasm  every time she turns around, and Jerry can’t take it anymore. NO, he doesn’t have sex with her, he kicks her out of his apartment!

 But don’ worry Regina gets some nice action from the Porn Nazi, Evan Stone. Evan says ” No porn for you!” to many of his customers, but Regina isn’t one of them. She gets porn in live action in super sizzling sex play with Evan. There’s a lot of teasing going on in this mix, from her teasing his cock with her lips, to him teasing her pussy lips with his cock. They have some fabulous  chemistry together. Best sex in the flick.

James does some stand up comedy about real and fake boobs, and then he does some stand up sex with a BBW with REAL real big boobs, Cassandra Calogera.



There is also a bonus scene with Shawna Lenee & Eric John and a whole disc full of extras.

James Deen says “it was awesome to play a character that allowed me to really let all my goofiness out”

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Prenoms- James Deen Best Actor, Eric John-Best supporting actor-,   Evan & Ashlynn Best couples sex

Naked layout here http://www.xcitement.com/video/?p=952

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