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Nude Tourists VS The Volcano

Nude Tourists Vs. The Volcano

Sometimes you just get the urge to strip down! Sometimes you may even get the craving to pee on an erupting volcano or maybe you aim to pee straight in the crater. That’s exactly what ten Mount Kinabalu tourists did. As well as peeing they made sure they took some great nudes of themselves before the volcano had a chance to gush and ash everywhere! While that sounds a bit like a bad porno plot, this had all recently happened in Malaysia.

Malaysian authorities weren’t so fond of this gathering and claimed that it upset the “mountain spirit.” The tourists should have come and left, getting in and out of there and making a fast exit. Four out of ten of the tourists were arrested soon after and a “naked man hunt” began for the other six.

Maybe there’s something to these mountain spirits. There have been reported sounds of rumblings and a 5.9 quake has killed 18 mountain climbers within the week. Karma? A higher Power?

Nothing too severe  has happened to the tourists, Earlier this week authorities close to the case provided some insight. “We detained all four of them on Tuesday … and yes, we are still searching for the other six tourists, and we will catch them,” the local police chief said.
“None of them have been charged. We cannot jump the gun,” lawyer Ronny Cham told Channel NewsAsia. “Don’t take it too seriously as though they are going to be charged.”

Tindarama Aman Sirom Simbuna, a local priest has his own idea however, of what the punishment should be for flashing your tits at the volcano.

“The tourists who angered the guardian of the mountain should pay for their mistakes by giving sogit. This should be in the form of ten male or female buffalo.”

23 year old British student Eleanor Hawkins was among the four detained tourists and on this past weekend returned to her home in Drycott following her three-day jail term for the offence. She issued an apology this past Sunday, “I know my behavior was foolish and I know how much offense we all caused to the local people of Sabah. For that, I am truly sorry.” 

That’s alright Eleanor, you actually helped get everyone in the mood for some public flashing videos! Good thing we have plenty of those here!

So what are your thoughts on this? Should we restrict happy naked tourists to help preserve local customs? Or maybe the bigger question is, do nude people anger horny volcano gods? Releasing the pressure in this case could be catastrophic!

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