Oh technology how wonderful art thou!!!!
Today I have news to share with you, in what may very well be the best news ever … of all time … for all women in the world.
Orgasms on demand … on yes ladies, it’s real. Dr. Tim from over at Doc Johnson posted a fabulous article today about a new procedure that a doctor accidentally discovered a way to implant a little thing in your body and BAM insta-orgasm!! LOVE IT!! Can I just say BEST INVENTION EVER?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
How I love when science moves towards filling our expectations. I mean, sure it is 2014 and I don’t have a flying car yet, but this is almost as good.
Seems that scientists in the US have patented an implant that would give women an orgasm at the touch of a button. I know, right? There is a lot of orgasmic dysfunction out there in the world and many women have problems reaching climax. Any number of issues can cause this problem. One of them, apparently, is that with similar physical responses women can confuse arousal with fear which makes them want to avoid the situation. Therapy is available, but guess what, Valium can delay orgasm. Who knew? We could talk about the causes of orgasmic dysfunction until the cows come home and still not have scratched the surface.
So let’s move on to the discovery. A North Carolina surgeon, Stuart Meloy, got the idea when he was performing a spinal pain-relief operation on a woman. The patient stays alert during the operation so that the surgeon can plant the electrodes in the best position. Apparently he found her sweet spot as she orgasmed on the operating table. Clinical trails should begin later this year.
Dr. Meloy began working with Medtronic and developed the device. Right now, it is just smaller than a pack of cigarettes and would be implanted in the buttocks. Then you get a nifty remote to trigger it. This is just as invasive as getting a pacemaker, so they would like to limit it to extreme cases.
Like that’s going to happen. He also wants to program it to limit how much it can be used. Not gonna happen either. If it is successful, they will become as popular as breast implants. Everyone is going to want one. I imagine as time goes on, the device will get smaller and smaller and be much easier to obtain. Who wouldn’t want Orgasms on Tap? And can you imagine unending multiple orgasms? Some women will never get out of bed again!
They haven’t tested it on men yet, but expect similar results.
What do you think? Aid or the end of humanity? Everyone should have orgasms, but they are more fun together. Let’s keep hooking up people! And while you are doing that, I will be trying to figure out how to get Doc Johnson’s name on that thing. Or at least the universal remote…
Now’s where my flying car?