Is it possible to be a “porn addict”? Well, some guy who was shocked with Apple not restricting porn on wireless devices is proof of it; and now – he’s suing Apple for damages caused by an “accidental” mistyping of “fuckbook” on his iPhone instead of facebook. Durrrrrr.
The numbskull’s name is Chris Sevier, and he claims that it should be Apple’s responsibility to ensure all mobile devices come with a “safe mode” already enabled on their products. But, honestly, IF the first thing I had to do after buying that luxurious piece of tech was to enter settings to LET ME WATCH PORN??? – I may just throw the device at the wall. And then burn it. This guy is a complete tool.
The amount of cash demanded in the lawsuit is unknown, and the thing about Chris’ case (that he filed in mid June – here’s the document) is that his family life has become affected by his (now raging) porn habit. He claims there’s an “unfair competition” between the sexy, slutty females he sees on his smartphone and his normal, average, run-of-the-mill wife he sleeps beside each night. I suppose it’s a legitimate issue in a once happy marriage, but my answer to that? FUCK MARRIAGE!
SMD Apple, you MADE me do this!!!
According to his 50-page court documented complaint, “The Plaintiff could no longer tell the difference between Internet pornography and tangible intercourse due to the content he accessed through the Apple products.” LOL! This guy is living in a dream world it seems. He’s a piece of shit who didn’t strike while the iron was hot – because apparently his wife isn’t hot enough for him anymore after viewing 21 year old pink pussy getting slammed and sixty-nined. Buddy, it’s not just an Apple product that made you feel this way. It’s human NATURE to want to lick some sexy little blonde’s asshole! KA-BANG!
Sadly, pornorgraphy addiction is a real thing and it’s explained here in this handy youtube video. Enjoy (but not too much).
