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Porn.com Reaches Out To Chelsey Coutts!

There Sure Are Some Evil Bastards In This World:

Yesterday, a woman from Sandy Oregon named Chelsey Coutts, discovered her car had been broken into.  Imagine the devastation she must have felt when she noticed all the “junk in her trunk” had been completely cleaned out.  The thieves made off with $500 worth of sex toys, that were being saved for a bachelorette party for a friend.  We assume if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, explaining the situation to the authorities who had been called to the scene, could have put anyone else over the edge.

 


Porn.com- has issued a statement to Ms. Coutts, via facebook and twitter, that, we will in fact reimburse her every penny!  Not only do we want to see these thieves get what they deserve, but we also want to ensure that her bachelorette party doesn’t skip a beat!  In fact, we can guarantee if she takes us up on our offer, she and her friends will have the best bachelorette party ever!

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