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Porn karaoke is becoming ‘a thing’

Apparently, porn karaoke was borne out of lack of industry centered events. Combine that with numerous challenges in the porn industry; which included free porn sites that have robbed the industry of DVD sales, the 2012 passage of a controversial Los Angeles County law ordering performers to use condoms. This affected sales in the cities where porn was produced like cars in Detroit, and of course other challenges are facing the industry. As the industry changed, it left workers scattered, some even going out of town to look for work, which forced the industry to come up with a way for them to interact and form a community of sorts. Introducing Porn Star Karaoke.

So let’s all get one thing straight here, everyone likes somewhere they can unwind after a long, hard-rocky day at work. A place where everyone recognizes you, and you can knock down a few beers, grope a few boobs, and sing along to a song or two. That’s how a group of pornstars have found their joy in the form of three initials; PSK aka Porn Star Karaoke. This action takes place at a local bar called Sardo’s Bar and Grill, where the XXX-rated-industry professionals really let loose.

What is it all about?

It turns out the difference between a porn star and pop star is the different spelling and probably a few other things in their line of work. Basically, this is what happens once you are at Sardo’s, on a Tuesday night: there are performers, producers, crew, and regulars all turned up for some action. Come with me, and I’ll take you right in…

One pornstar, Nicki Hunter to be precise, is standing at the front of the bar, mic in hand, waiting for the karaoke machine to reboot. What does she do in the meantime? You guessed right. Teased the crowd; bending over suggestively in a skirt only a small finger’s distance from her privates. She shouts to a waiter serving drinks at the bar and tells her “You have cute nipples!” to be honest, the waitress’ nipples are not even visible at this point but so what. But people are drunk as fuck. “Can I just call you Nipples? Everyone’s gonna have a porn name by the end of the night.

Wait, Nicki Hunter?

The Hunter we are talking about here has some formidable boobs, and as her searches will reveal, Nicki Hunter is a woman of numerous images. Many of her online fans like to refer to her as “a lovely and busty blonde stunner” and “a stepmom slut.” She has featured in over 1000 porn videos which include Celebrity Apprentass, Keeping It Up for the KardASSians, and It Better Be in My Butt! Before long the karaoke machine whirls back to life and Hunter is now singing along to the words on the TV screen, like some Disney princess.

Lots of pornstars

That’s a welcome to Porn Star Karaoke. Sardo’s, the bar hosting the event, is an unassuming Los Angeles dive bar with Applebee’s décor. There are loads of pornstars, some not quite as famous as the 35-year-old Hunter. After a few minutes, she will call a random guy from the back and invite him to sing. Hunter slides behind him, and mock-sensually wraps her arms around his chest, then starts tweaking his nipples. People laugh. The poor guy closes his eyes and tries to power through because in no time he’ll have one hell of a boner. That and much more happens in this porn star karaoke.

Precisely, there are a few ground rules. No standing on tables. No nudity. No sex on the premises. Karaoke goes full throttle until the bar’s last call at 1:40 A.M., and then, if you are lucky, you get summoned to continue the party elsewhere, more often than not at an adult star’s private Valley residence. And if you were fortunate, you might get to fuck someone who does bedroom acrobatics for a living. How does that sound?

Pornstar Karaoke creates the sense of community. According to Hunter, “It really is a family,” she says. “We get to know each other pretty personally on set. I mean, we’re kind of having sex with each other. There are special bonds and relationships that you end up creating. And in the older days, it was much more of that.

A piece of your heart and soul is here,” Hunter talks of Sardo’s. “This is kind of the hub where you can tell the temperature of the porn industry”. Sometimes back, Sardo’s was damaged by a fire and was closed for about three months. Immediately it reopened, the first people to visit were pornstars.

At Sardo’s, pornstars also got to host birthday parties, movie releases, still check in on one another and still hang out with their fans in a safe environment.

Now you know what goes around in a porn karaoke, it’s a place for you to turn up if you feel like grabbing a few boobs and interacting with your favorite pornstars. Fuck, you might even get laid in the process, you know. People generally go to clubs with sex at the back of their minds. They be like “OK, maybe I can get laid tonight.” And why not? With willing pornstars, that’s definitely on the menu.

Finally

I did a quick check around for Sardo’s, and I’m reliably informed that it has been closed for a few months now. I do hope it’s only to reinvent itself, but one thing that is for sure is porn karaoke has become ‘a thing’.

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