PornChick Assimilation Complete:

Wankus has announced his pending nuptuals, at first I thought it meant he would become Mrs Gene Ross, but I later found out that he will finally succeed where Kurt Lockwood failed and completely assimilate, Becoming Mr Tyler Faith. When this announcement was passed along to a pornchick friend she said “Thats great! When and where?” I said 2006 in New England…..she said “Damn I can’t go, I don’t have a passport!”

And NO I did NOT make that up.

Congrats Mr Faith.

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