All dragon tattoos are not created equal. Some look pretty cool, while others just look like re-fried shit. With the critically acclaimed remake, “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” hitting theaters this holiday season, check out these sexy pornstars and their affinity for flying mythological beasts.
1.) Tia Tanaka
Just your usual, run-of-the-mill dragon tat. So painfully boring. Sorry, Tia. Your Yakuza-lite dragon stencil makes you look like a Fast and Furious reject.
3.) Dana Vespoli
I like to imagine that when Dana Vespoli first walked into that fateful tattoo parlor, for an example of what she wanted, she brought in a takeout menu of a Chinese restaurant. All she’s missing is “ALL YOU CAN EAT LUNCH BUFFET” scrawled in neon letters to complete the effect. Fuck I made myself hungry.
4.) Francesca Le
5.) Gianna Lynn
6.) Kayla Carrera
7.) Kelly Divine
8.) Lily Paige
Not awful. But still going to look very stupid when she’s 74 doing water aerobics at the community pool.
9.) Mika Tan
10.) Roxy Jezel
11.) Felix Vicious
12.) Melrose Foxxx
The Most Fucked-Up Dragon Tattoo You’ll Ever See
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