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RedTube offers a ‘free’ porn subscription in honor of Earth day

Hey folks, porn site RedTube is giving a free week of porn. Let that sink in for a second… but you have to be willing to do one thing; SAVE WATER. Scarcely believable, but true. Saving water should not be too big of a challenge for you, is it?

So here is the deal. In honor of earth day, RedTube has a “Save Water Challenge” that aims at encouraging people to think about the current water crisis. So, they have an app on Google play (and soon it will be on iTunes as well) that tracks the length of your shower. The shorter your shower, the more points you earn. There is a certain number of points you have to accrue but once you’ve done that, you will get a week of RedTube’s premium subscription and watch all the porn you want, a whole fucking free week. On a scale of 1-10, how awesome is that?  Remember for every five minutes you cut from your shower, you get to save 100 liters of clean, drinkable water. Who said RedTube is not environmentally conscious?

Save water challenge

If you want to know what this Save Water Challenge is all about, relax. ThePornDude is feeling sufficiently ‘philanthropic’ with information so I’ll let you in. To put it simply, it is a chance for you to be rewarded with a clear conscience and points that earn you a week of premium adult streaming service.

The good folks at RedTube understand conserving water is not easy. People take access to clean drinking water for granted and it’s not even easy to convince them that saving water is for a good cause, so how best you do it than to make people earn a week of premium porn just for doing exactly that?

So this is what you need to do. Head on to Google Play store and download the app that tracks the length of time you take in the shower. It’s simple. The app works by listening to the sounds of your shower water running (of course with your permission) and awarding you a score at the end. You need to accrue 350 points to get that week of RedTube Premium for free.

Now you know that as you rub one, you may as well give yourself a pat on the back for saving the world. According to the World Health Organization, “844 million people lack even a basic drinking-water service.” In addition, over 2 billion people have no access to safe drinking water and another billion is expected to join the party by 2o50 because they live in “potentially severely water-scarce areas.” Additionally, about 20% of the global population will see their access to clean water limited due to contaminated supplies in flood-prone areas. Clearly, the thirst is real. But like you now know, it’s not such a hard task after all, you can do it with one hand.

However if you can’t wait for the free subscription that you are willing to take multiple showers a day to rack up points, I have some bad news for you. The app is limited to tracking only a single shower per day so you will have to make your shower count. If you want a free week of porn so badly, stop hogging the hot fucking water then.

Similar promotions

If I may jog your memory a bit, this is not the first time a porn site is offering random free porn promotion to celebrate a holiday. Last December, PornHub made their premium subscription free for the entire 8 days of Hanukkah. Perhaps fittingly, the promotion was dubbed “Eight Crazy Nights.” You may also recall that PornHub had an offer for free premium content on its site on 14 Feb to help out those single souls on the Hallmark-fueled celebration of romantic comedy movies aka Valentine’s. At the time, users were not supposed to perform any kind of task to gain access to the premium content.

With RedTube now hopping into the holiday promotion bandwagon, perhaps we should look forward to more holiday-themed porn promotions? What about unlimited viewing of all hot dog porn on Fourth of July? Maybe a free viewing of porn involving mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving Day? ThePornDude won’t be surprised if such an offer is already in the offing.

Usually, RedTube users have to pay for full-length and premium videos from one of the top production studios in the adult industry. Granted, there are tons of free content on the site, but what I may call next-level stuff is behind key and lock, until this offer came along that is. It would be Wise for you to make use of it.

Finally

ThePornDude highly recommends that you pick up the challenge and tell us how well it goes for you. Download the Save the Water app and stand a chance of earning a week’s worth of premium porn and save the world in the process. All it takes is a mere five minutes saved off your shower time. A win-win, right?

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