This just in: a man from Florida wants to marry his Mac. Filled to the brim with porn, Chris Sevier believes he should legally be allowed to wed his computer if gays can marry. Here’s a quote:
Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women. Naturally, I ‘fell in love’ with my computer and preferred having sex with it over all other persons or things, as a result of classic conditioning upon orgasm
Apparently, he’s under the delusion that he’s going to make some sort of statement about gay marriage.
In other news, a Huffington Post article claims “1 in 5 would have sex with a robot.” Not incredibly surprising, as sex toys are incredibly common. But where does the line between sex toy and a realistic, human-like robot lie? It’s hard to say. I’m certainly not going to judge anyone about it. Has anyone seen Her yet? I haven’t seen it. Anyway…